December 19th, 2021

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Spider-man day for me. Seeing it in about an hour.

[Tiggnutz]

As usual I had to piss so bad I missed the end credit scene

[Reign in Blood]

As usual I had to piss so bad I missed the end credit scene

Lol. The end credits was Disney is finally getting into Giallos, Doctor Strange is going off the rails diving into 70's muff the whole nine and you missed it!

[Slaughterhouserock]

I was supposed to hookup with someone last night and things got weird, even for me, so I thought I'd share. I had been texting her for a few days and she was just looking for a hookup, so we planned to meet up at her place at 9:00. Around 6, she texted and asked if I could come by at 7:00 instead. No problem, but that meant I had to rush a bit to get ready since she's about 30 minutes from me. I headed out, struggled to find parking(downtown Portland on a saturday night), then let her know I was there so she could buzz me in. It was fucking pouring out and she's telling me to wait five minutes. I say, "You do know it's raining right?". No response, but got buzzed in two minutes later.

I got a text with her apartment number and the instructions "knock twice, come in and lock the door. You'll see me". Fucking weird. First she makes me wait in the rain before letting me into the building, then won't even answer the door, but sure, I'm here, let's see what happens. I headed up to the fifth floor and the place stunk. The whole fucking hallway reeked of smoke and old urine. The fuck am I getting into? Got to the door, knocked, went in, and it was pitch black inside and dead silent. Think I'm about to get my kidney stolen, but I stepped in and said hello.

Nothing. I walked in a bit more and saw a bed next to the window opposite the door and could vaguely make out a shape on it. I said "you in here?" and finally get a response; a slightly muffled "yeah". Still creepy, but I'm nothing if not curious, so I went in. The place was a shithole. Bottles, trash, and who knows what else scattered everywhere. I navigated the debris and made it to the bed where there was a completely naked woman lying face down with a phone playing some video near her head and a large pile of clothes/blankets nearby. She was not moving. And there was a cat between her legs. I was confused and wondering what the fuck was going on.

I said "this is not what I was expecting", she said, "you can leave if you want". Again, her voice was somewhat muffled and uninterested. Like she was talking into a pillow and just bored. Still, she didn't move. The cat looked up at me and I was done. I said "ok, this is weird, I'm gonna go". No response, no movement, fucking nothing, so I boogied on out of there and didn't look back.

I'm no stranger to weird sex shit. I've had people ask to get fucked while they pretended to sleep, so that may have been what was going on here, but without any mention of it beforehand, that shit is bizarre to walk into. But having the fucked up mind that I have, I started to wonder if she was drugged, or even dead. She literally did not move a fucking hair the whole time I was there. And the voice sounding muffled made me think someone might have been hiding in the pile of clothes/sheets next to the bed, and they were doing the talking. Fucking bonkers, I know, but shit was weird. So yeah, that was my saturday night.

[Reign in Blood]

Sweet mother of pearl. I'm pretty sure you saved your kidney, or other appendage! You need to start writing book with your escapades, Slaughter.

[Slaughterhouserock]

Sweet mother of pearl. I'm pretty sure you saved your kidney, or other appendage! You need to start writing a book with your escapades, Slaughter.

I was expecting to wake up in a tub full of ice. This was just a random bit of wackiness in an otherwise boring life, so no book for me.

[showa58taro]

That sounds so bizarre! Creepy as

[Jmac Attack]

That's a genuinely creepy as fuck, story.

[Jason]

Shady website or what?

[Slaughterhouserock]

Shady website or what?

Nah, I only use shady websites for escorts. This was my first tinder date.

[Jason]

I've heard some Tinder horror stories too. I guess I lucked out, as my first and only Tinder date has remained successful so far. Lol.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Damn, I too think Slaughter just dodged a kidney heist...

[Reign in Blood]

Keep swiping left! God damn.