007 - All Things Bond

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Fucking Dalton is ranked above Moore?! Is this fucking bizarro world?

Not at all, I always thought Moore was awful.

[Jason]

I liked every Bond.

[Tiggnutz]

I liked every Bond.

When it comes down to it i love everyone becuase its Bond. Still better than most movies.

[Jason]

UK is all PC and shit. They're intentionally considering non-white people and women for the new Bond role. So I fear my Bond fandom may stop at 24.

Always with the politics. Everywhere.

[Monster]

I wouldn't mind a black Bond if he was played by Idris Elba or someone like that. Someone who could pull it off. Can't see a female Bond working out though.

[Monster]

Imagine some the names they'd come up with for the male costars.

[Jason]

How bout just stick with the charming, pretty hairline, suave dude who could fuck shit up? I realize nearly everyone is a fuckin fairy in Hollywood nowadays, but that doesn't mean you need to go further fairy and PC it up with race and sex.

[Monster]

That would be ideal. I'm just saying I wouldn't necessarily be put off by a black Bond. If the action, plot and acting are good, it won't really matter.

[Jason]

Neither would I. At all. But knowing they're doing it because of a horse shit political agenda drives me away. When you realize every decision in Hollywood now is based on identity politics it makes it really hard to give anything proper attention. Just takes me out of the element every time.

[Reign in Blood]

So he don't need a dick either?

[zombie]

so who would you cast after the paycheck stops being big enough for daniel craig?

[Monster]

Neither would I. At all. But knowing they're doing it because of a horse shit political agenda drives me away. They can fuck off.

Understandable. Surprised they're not talking about making him gay.

[Monster]

So he don't need a dick either?

Might pull in the college crowd.

[Jason]

so who would you cast after the paycheck stops being big enough for daniel craig?

Me.

I'd be a better Bond than Chelsea Handler, I can tell you that right now.

[Jason]

Neither would I. At all. But knowing they're doing it because of a horse shit political agenda drives me away. They can fuck off.

Understandable. Surprised they're not talking about making him gay.

All the new Lizzie Borden movies are going the lesbian route and adopting the fan theory that Lizzie was fucking the maid and they got busted, so they plotted to kill the family to keep their lesbian secret.

Only one movie made in 125 years of Lizzie Borden, which was complete and total aces and held true to the evidence of the crime.

And now two movies in just the last 3 years there have been a movie/TV series that adopted the looney fan lesbian theory. All of a sudden. I wonder why.

[zombie]

Neither would I. At all. But knowing they're doing it because of a horse shit political agenda drives me away. They can fuck off.

Understandable. Surprised they're not talking about making him gay.

All the new Lizzie Borden movies are going the lesbian route and adopting the fan theory that Lizzie was fucking the maid and they got busted, so they plotted to kill the family to keep their lesbian secret.

Only one movie made in 125 years of Lizzie Borden, which was complete and total aces and held true to the evidence of the crime.

And now two movies in just the last 3 years there have been a movie/TV series that adopted the looney fan lesbian theory. All of a sudden. I wonder why.

based on the evidence, they couldn't even convict her. there's clearly missing pieces. who is to say that one of those missing pieces is a lesbian tryst?

[zombie]

so who would you cast after the paycheck stops being big enough for daniel craig?

Me.

I'd be a better Bond than Chelsea Handler, I can tell you that right now.

if chelsea handler is in the running, get your name out to the producers. i'm sure they'd rather have you.

[Jason]

How about you quit defending retard liberals? Hmm?

[zombie]

no, i'll always defend retard liberals.

[Jason]