Only good news of the day is I didn't need emergency surgery to save the teste. It's still getting blood flow despite RandyMarshTesticleWheelBarrow.jpg.showa58taro wrote:Swollen teste? Hope you’re ok. Sorry about the bike. Hopefully you can get your money back.
I'm not allowing myself to be optimistic about it (getting money back). I paid a few dollars extra to get the highest insurance as it pertains to me being at fault for a traffic collision. I was not at fault for it, but I do believe I have the GAP insurance, which should mean the bike is fully covered and since I am not at fault it should be a great sign, but with the way my luck has been over the years I imagine I will get screwed in some form...
• 25 years old, discovered to have a rare blood condition that causes clotting, medication for life.
• Shortly afterward discovered my spleen was enlarged, underwent countless medical tests that kept me out of work for three years only to find that it was apparently some fluke thing, even though the doctors were certain I had some kind of a cancer.
• Finally able to work. Get a commercial driving license and a job, one month into it I get a blood clot in my lung that caused me to miss another five months off of work.
• Return to work, only to have my cement mixer tip over on me and nearly kill me due to improper ground inspection of the construction site (if any of you ever visit the Big Bear zoo, just know I almost died there :p).
• Dude commits a felony hit and run and gets away without even a fine, causing damages I'm forced to pay for.
• Get a ticket for crossing a double yellow where there is no double yellow, fight it in court only to get stiffed anyway.
• Get another ticket for driving without a side mirror, the same side mirror that was destroyed in the hit and run that I got screwed over with.
• Finally say fuckitall and buy my dream bike, get a great deal on it, only for it to be totaled and nearly die on it 8 days in.
I hate to be "that guy" and rant and pull the woe-is-me bullshit. But when I sit back and think about it, it's just kind of surreal the bad luck that's hit me the last few years. Just cannot seem to catch one break in life.
And the Rockies lost their opening day game. What next, yo?