May 14th 2019

[Tiggnutz]

Totally 80's Tuesday

[Jason]

Sexual harassment meeting at work today. A video about what sexual harassment is, what to do, etc... God, it was hilarious. The simulations for what to do when being harassed were liquid gold. Unintentional satire. A group of four office workers celebrated a good job by going to the bar together. Two guys, two girls. When they get to the bar they split up into groups of two. One chick starts rubbing the guys arm and he looks genuinely terrified. The hero black male coworker notices it and comes to the guy's rescue. Sends the guy to the other table. The other woman asks If the guy is OK and he responds with "I just felt trapped!". So fucking hilarious. I had to use all my will power to prevent myself from laughing into a hernia. One of my coworkers was like "But Joe Biden does it all the time".

The best part was this lesbian chick dressing like a dude, and two coworkers go up to her (guy and a girl) and complement her. Something like "Wow, you look good. Have you considered the sex change".

I wanna borrow the video from work so I can put it on youtube, if it isn't up already.

[Jmac Attack]

Sexual harassment meeting at work today. A video about what sexual harassment is, what to do, etc... God, it was hilarious. The simulations for what to do when being harassed were liquid gold. Unintentional satire. A group of four office workers celebrated a good job by going to the bar together. Two guys, two girls. When they get to the bar they split up into groups of two. One chick starts rubbing the guys arm and he looks genuinely terrified. The hero black male coworker notices it and comes to the guy's rescue. Sends the guy to the other table. The other woman asks If the guy is OK and he responds with "I just felt trapped!". So fucking hilarious. I had to use all my will power to prevent myself from laughing into a hernia. One of my coworkers was like "But Joe Biden does it all the time".

The best part was this lesbian chick dressing like a dude, and two coworkers go up to her (guy and a girl) and complement her. Something like "Wow, you look good. Have you considered the sex change".

I wanna borrow the video from work so I can put it on youtube, if it isn't up already.

Please find that video lmao!

I was counseled at work because of a joke I made. Our HR lady told us we had to fill out paperwork regarding sexual harassment. I told her that I had a sexual harassment complaint. When she looked at me with a confused look, I said "Ain't nobody sexually harassing me! ". I guess it was inappropriate haha. Cant even joke anymore, jeesh.

[Jason]

Sexual harassment meeting at work today. A video about what sexual harassment is, what to do, etc... God, it was hilarious. The simulations for what to do when being harassed were liquid gold. Unintentional satire. A group of four office workers celebrated a good job by going to the bar together. Two guys, two girls. When they get to the bar they split up into groups of two. One chick starts rubbing the guys arm and he looks genuinely terrified. The hero black male coworker notices it and comes to the guy's rescue. Sends the guy to the other table. The other woman asks If the guy is OK and he responds with "I just felt trapped!". So fucking hilarious. I had to use all my will power to prevent myself from laughing into a hernia. One of my coworkers was like "But Joe Biden does it all the time".

The best part was this lesbian chick dressing like a dude, and two coworkers go up to her (guy and a girl) and complement her. Something like "Wow, you look good. Have you considered the sex change".

I wanna borrow the video from work so I can put it on youtube, if it isn't up already.

Please find that video lmao!

I was counseled at work because of a joke I made. Our HR lady told us we had to fill out paperwork regarding sexual harassment. I told her that I had a sexual harassment complaint. When she looked at me with a confused look, I said "Ain't nobody sexually harassing me! ". I guess it was inappropriate haha. Cant even joke anymore, jeesh.

People like pretending to be scarred and offended by nothing, which forces every workplace environment to operate like robots. Genuine human interaction will scar the sensitive fairies at work.

[Monster]

Just be sure to hold in your hateful, misogynistic coughing.

[Tiggnutz]

R.I.P. Tim Conway

[Jason]

Just be sure to hold in your hateful, misogynistic coughing.

I'm just gonna hang out with Holly Holm all day and she can punch these dumbasses in the face for me.

[Jmac Attack]

R.I.P. Tim Conway

We were watching the Carol Burnett show on Amazon last night. I even said...."wow, Tim Conway is still alive!". Amber pointed out to me earlier today that he passed away.

[Tiggnutz]

My favorite of all Tim's roles

[Tiggnutz]

And Barnacle Boy on SpongeBob of course

[Jason]

My favorite of all Tim's roles

Was gonna buy on amazon but it's 25 bucks!!!

Gonna hold off... Maybe tomorrow my trigger finger will be more adventurous on the mouse. :p

[showa58taro]

It’s a workplace. You’re not just there by choice, you should have the right to not have people make you uncomfortable. It’s a tough line but it’s a needed line.

[Reign in Blood]

It’s a workplace. You’re not just there by choice, you should have the right to not have people make you uncomfortable. It’s a tough line but it’s a needed line.

What's so tough about it? You don't like to be touched or your personal space fucked with, tell em. If people just be normal and don't overthink shit, ain't no deal. For instance, in the above scenario, I call that chick Ironica, where she is the type of chick that needs a good gaping in order to feel whole again. So you oblige and lay the pipe, or you tell her to take her plumbing needs elsewhere. Provided neither party is unhinged, done. What you don't do is make me play musical chairs and start crying how someone touched your arm. That will be an expensive last round of drinks for you.