2019 HMF fantasy football

[showa58taro]

We rock at mismanaging talent. It takes effort to be this bad this consistently with people.

[Jason]

It's always fun to shit on the Raiders organization, but this is 100% Antonio Brown being a diva.

Demands a release... on instagram... lolz

[showa58taro]

Guy is s prick it seems. What a shame.

[Headhunter]

And also completely insane.

[showa58taro]

Aaaaaaaand he’s gone.

Insert South Park meme.

[Headhunter]

Jerry Jones has never been more ready to swoop in

[Tiggnutz]

Future Seahawk probably

[Reign in Blood]

Alright Belichick, stop fucking around and make the call and get another ring Downtown, god damnit.

Other professions have their overpaid dingbats, acting, modeling.. but sports is like the only one where you have entire organizations almost exclusively run by alpha males, and they put up with and pay millions of dollars to these subhuman petulant children.

[Headhunter]

Alright Belichick, stop fucking around and make the call and get another ring Downtown, god damnit.

Other professions have their overpaid dingbats, acting, modeling.. but sports is like the only one where you have entire organizations almost exclusively run by alpha males, and they put up with and pay millions of dollars to these subhuman petulant children.

I mean...they get open.

[Jason]

I edited my picks into the Prediction Contest. Figured it'd be good to treat that thread like the draft thread so we don't have to sift through 80 posts to find the next one with picks...

[Headhunter]

AB to the Pats because duh.

[Jason]

Brady never throws deep, so unless he's a slot receiver Reign should keep him on the bench or drop him.

[Headhunter]

We're not talking about Ted Ginn or some bum who only runs in straight lines.

[Tiggnutz]

Fuckin Patriots :x

[Headhunter]

Always the ultimate opportunists. They feed on the blood of shitty front offices.

Expect Brown to be on his best behavior in New England, because fuck life.

[Headhunter]

They got a drug addict discount on Gordon, a lunatic discount on Brown and they always get a breadwinner wife discount on Brady.

[Tiggnutz]

Well he can't act like a bitch in New England they don't put up with that shit

[Headhunter]

Well he can't act like a bitch in New England they don't put up with that shit

It's the Patriots so everything will go their way. He won't have any problems and the season ends with them winning a championship.

[Reign in Blood]

Brady never throws deep, so unless he's a slot receiver Reign should keep him on the bench or drop him.

If he shuts his trap his stock just went up and you know it. Catching broken wind from Belichick is better than the lame ducks from Carr in Chucky's jurassic offense.

[Headhunter]

His stock is up because we know he's playing football and not off on a space cadet mission

He and Brady are a perfect QB/WR combo, only thing that will hurt them is how much Brady will spread the ball to Edelman, Gordon and the running backs. Which...will be something to keep an eye on regarding Brown's temperament.