2019 HMF fantasy football

[Jason]

I wouldn't take that garbage for free.

They got me a combined -4 points.

Thank the lawd I started the Minnesota defense who got me 20.2.

[Headhunter]

I don't understand why we can see each others' waiver budgets. That feels wrong.

[Jason]

I'll give you my waiver budgets for Derrick Henry.

[showa58taro]

I can check settings to see if I can limit that.

Also now glad I didn’t cheat and give myself 999,999 to your 100.

[Headhunter]

Lmao Darnold out a month for making out too hard

[Jason]

That means Siemian!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jason]

Guys... This. is so. exciting.

[Tiggnutz]

That means Siemian!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*rushes to start Cleveland defense in everything possible *

[Jason]

You really want to be a basement dweller in fantasy? You're already on your way to owing me a horror movie since Delanie is already two TDs ahead of Ertz.

[Tiggnutz]

You really want to be a basement dweller in fantasy? You're already on your way to owing me a horror movie since Delanie is already two TDs ahead of Ertz.

One game

[Headhunter]

Out a month because he made out with some Bronx trash lmao

[Jason]

Out a month because he made out with some Bronx trash lmao

And you wanna live there.

[Tiggnutz]

Trench Mouth

[Headhunter]

Out a month because he made out with some Bronx trash lmao

And you wanna live there.

Nope. Nobody wants to live in the Bronx.

[Headhunter]

Imagine your season being over before it starts because your quarterback can't stop making out with disgusting women. Unbelievable.

[Headhunter]

I hope it wasn't underage girls like Mark Sanchez or Rey Maualuga.

It's a USC thing.

[Reign in Blood]

If he wants to steal AB's thunder it's gotta be little boys.

[Jason]

What the hell's the weather delay? Lightning, presumably? It is Tampa Bay...

[Jason]

Oh, it's in Carolina.
Oh, it's still lightning. :p

[Jason]

Week 2

Panthers @ Buccaneers

Get your shit together, plz.