2019 HMF fantasy football

[Headhunter]

Week 2

Panthers @ Buccaneers

Get your shit together, plz.

Use the Pick Em thread for Pick Em stuff or it's all gonna be too much of a clusterfuck to ever keep track of. This would have been an easy post to never see.

[Jason]

This isn't pick 'em stuff. This is get-your-shit-together-plz banter.

Do you really want to get into 5 pages of this shit in the pick 'em thread? :p

[Jason]

Cameron Newtsweight with the clutch fumble. Why did I start you?

[Headhunter]

This isn't pick 'em stuff. This is get-your-shit-together-plz banter.

Do you really want to get into 5 pages of this shit in the pick 'em thread? :p

I won't even give more than 1 reply, just put it in the thread that makes sense.

[Jason]

Carolina is falling apart. Cam Newton is garbage. Throwing Tebow ducks without the Tebow magic.

[Headhunter]

He's physically broken. Been a fun ride.

[Jason]

He only ran the ball twice. Brett Favre was physically broken for like the last ten years of his career and still nailed everything.

He just doesn't give a shit. When the pressure's on and he's in a dry spell, he can't handle it. He looks like a peewee compared to the NFL guys when he has to overcome adversity.

[Jason]

Cam needs to rewatch Jerry Maguire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASVUj89hyg0&t=28s

[Headhunter]

He only ran the ball twice. Brett Favre was physically broken for like the last ten years of his career and still nailed everything.

He just doesn't give a shit. When the pressure's on and he's in a dry spell, he can't handle it. He looks like a peewee compared to the NFL guys when he has to overcome adversity.

Yeah, everything in this post is cliche nonsense. He's just inaccurate and physically broken.

[Tiggnutz]

Newton isn't right that's for sure

[showa58taro]

Glad he’s not on my fantasy roster.

[Jason]

He only ran the ball twice. Brett Favre was physically broken for like the last ten years of his career and still nailed everything.

He just doesn't give a shit. When the pressure's on and he's in a dry spell, he can't handle it. He looks like a peewee compared to the NFL guys when he has to overcome adversity.

Yeah, everything in this post is cliche nonsense. He's just inaccurate and physically broken.

Nothing cliche about not caring as much anymore.

[Reign in Blood]

What the fuck is wrong with both of you. We all agreed Von took his soul, fuck this heart and body tomfoolery.

[Jmac Attack]

What the fuck is wrong with both of you. We all agreed Von took his soul, fuck this heart and body tomfoolery.

Nah man....pretty sure I saw Burfict shank that fool at the bottom of the pile.

[Jason]

Conveniently dirty now that he's not a Bengal. Hmmmm :p

[Headhunter]

What the fuck is wrong with both of you. We all agreed Von took his soul, fuck this heart and body tomfoolery.

Those two games were a turning point for Cam physically. Carolina used him like a giant running back, and he's slowly broken down in his late 20s. Not accurate enough of a passer for it to be his strength so he's not a high level player anymore. None of this is surprising and that's really all there is to it.

[Tiggnutz]

What the fuck is wrong with both of you. We all agreed Von took his soul, fuck this heart and body tomfoolery.

Those two games were a turning point for Cam physically. Carolina used him like a giant running back, and he's slowly broken down in his late 20s. Not accurate enough of a passer for it to be his strength so he's not a high level player anymore. None of this is surprising and that's really all there is to it.

All true and does not bode well for the Panthers

[Headhunter]

What the fuck is wrong with both of you. We all agreed Von took his soul, fuck this heart and body tomfoolery.

Those two games were a turning point for Cam physically. Carolina used him like a giant running back, and he's slowly broken down in his late 20s. Not accurate enough of a passer for it to be his strength so he's not a high level player anymore. None of this is surprising and that's really all there is to it.

All true and does not bode well for the Panthers

Yeah they are in bad shape. 0-2 without going on the road yet and the QB's broken. Their defense is really talented and McCaffrey's great, but they're back to QB purgatory and the offensive line always sucks so yeah, not great.

[Headhunter]

Duel threat guys make the NFL more fun so it's a loss for us all. Lamar and Kyler have to carry the torch.

[Tiggnutz]

I can see Christian being run into the ground in an attempt to mask Cam