2019 HMF fantasy football

[Jmac Attack]

My team is absolute dog shit. But, I am having a blast picking up people that no one wants and they perform well. Left two running backs on the bench this week, and of course, they ball out. Ugh.

[Jmac Attack]

Fant just bulldozed and broke tackles like he is Jerome Bettis just now! Wow!

[Headhunter]

Fant just bulldozed and broke tackles like he is Jerome Bettis just now! Wow!

He's one of the softest tight ends I've ever seen so it's an awful look for Cleveland's defense.

[Headhunter]

Everyone in the world knew Baker converted that 4th down lmao.

[showa58taro]

Man. Browns sucking pure ass.

Oakland though. What a win.

[Jmac Attack]

My dumbass singer (Packers fan) and drummer (Browns fan) both bet me $50 that the Browns are gonna win the division and obviously make the playoffs. Oh....and they both said the Browns would be in the Super Bowl. Lmfao. Looks like I'm about to win $100. Suckas

[Headhunter]

My dumbass singer (Packers fan) and drummer (Browns fan) both bet me $50 that the Browns are gonna win the division and obviously make the playoffs. Oh....and they both said the Browns would be in the Super Bowl. Lmfao. Looks like I'm about to win $100. Suckas

It's the fucking Browns.

You give those fans a little bit of hope and they're the New England Patriots.

[showa58taro]

I almost feel bad. Almost.

I am laughing at Reign picking against the Broncos against the Browns.

[Reign in Blood]

Well what the fuck, seems like everytime I pick against em they win soo..

[Jmac Attack]

My dumbass singer (Packers fan) and drummer (Browns fan) both bet me $50 that the Browns are gonna win the division and obviously make the playoffs. Oh....and they both said the Browns would be in the Super Bowl. Lmfao. Looks like I'm about to win $100. Suckas

It's the fucking Browns.

You give those fans a little bit of hope and they're the New England Patriots.

Yeah man, I remember one of their pre-season games this year and a couple of dudes at work said the Browns gave them chills and how it was their year. Lulz

[Jmac Attack]

Well what the fuck, seems like everytime I pick against em they win soo..

I picked the Browns too to follow your lead. Lol

[Headhunter]

Lamar Jackson is a stud.

It's a new age for QBs and the John Elways of the world will become dinosaurs if they don't adapt. Defenses are too fast and talented to just win consistently from the pocket against. You need QBs who can create plays when shit breaks down.

[Reign in Blood]

Yes, lest you get nothing but Flacco's out there, where it immediately devolves into a game of smear the queer and he flings the ball to the opposing team in fear.

[Reign in Blood]

Why the fuck doesn't Adam Vinatieri retire? He's making me feel slight emotion for a lowly kicker and we can't have that.

[showa58taro]

Yeah he’s old and off it now. Needs to retire, poor guy.

[Headhunter]

Why the fuck doesn't Adam Vinatieri retire? He's making me feel slight emotion for a lowly kicker and we can't have that.

Has the feel of an old gunslinger who just doesn't have it anymore. I picture him at the saloon looking glum eight hours a day except for Sunday

[Headhunter]

Yes, lest you get nothing but Flacco's out there, where it immediately devolves into a game of smear the queer and he flings the ball to the opposing team in fear.

Joe's had a good life. Got his Super Bowl long ago, has fans for life because of four games. Teams been paying him stupid money for 5 years to do the bare minimum and he's happy to oblige. Just go out there with the fellas, win or lose get that money and make some friends along the way. What a toxic presence to have around a young team.

[Tiggnutz]

Joe should retire he's got plenty of money would hate to see him do the backup rounds. Than again a couple million to hold a clipboard could be hard to pass up.

[Reign in Blood]

Well that motherfucker needs to buy me a round for subjecting me to his bitch ass this year, until then fuck him.

[showa58taro]

Man I do not pay attention to bye weeks.