7/3/17
Re: 7/3/17
Hola! I feel like this is the longest 4th of july weekend ever. Since it is on a Tuesday a different neighbor each night has been going nuts with fireworks since Saturday.
Doesn't help I live within minutes of two stores. The funny thing is that today this old fart cut me off then proceeded to do 10 mph then turned into the fireworks store parking lot. All I kept thinking is I hope he is not going to light those up himself. His digits ain't gonna make it.
Doesn't help I live within minutes of two stores. The funny thing is that today this old fart cut me off then proceeded to do 10 mph then turned into the fireworks store parking lot. All I kept thinking is I hope he is not going to light those up himself. His digits ain't gonna make it.
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Does anyone else ever struggle on a daily basis to hold back funny comments with strangers not knowing how they will take your inappropriate fun loving pervy sarcasm?
I was at the store getting about ten house made sausages to grill up for the family tomorrow. The meat guy asks "So you gonna grill these up tomorrow"
No...I'm going to stuff them all down my pants so I can finally know what owning ten dicks feels like. :Like duh. P
I'm worried I will fuck up bigtime at an office when I get out of school.
*rambling today *
I was at the store getting about ten house made sausages to grill up for the family tomorrow. The meat guy asks "So you gonna grill these up tomorrow"
No...I'm going to stuff them all down my pants so I can finally know what owning ten dicks feels like. :Like duh. P
I'm worried I will fuck up bigtime at an office when I get out of school.
*rambling today *
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showa58taro
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Re: 7/3/17
All the time. I make lots of jokes in my head. They stay there. And for good reason.Ava wrote:Does anyone else ever struggle on a daily basis to hold back funny comments with strangers not knowing how they will take your inappropriate fun loving pervy sarcasm?
I was at the store getting about ten house made sausages to grill up for the family tomorrow. The meat guy asks "So you gonna grill these up tomorrow"
No...I'm going to stuff them all down my pants so I can finally know what owning ten dicks feels like. :Like duh. P
I'm worried I will fuck up bigtime at an office when I get out of school.
*rambling today *
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i want a she-hulk movie! 
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I think Chyna did one. Probably not the kind of movie you're talking about though.zombie wrote:i want a she-hulk movie!
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porn need not apply.Monster wrote:I think Chyna did one. Probably not the kind of movie you're talking about though.zombie wrote:i want a she-hulk movie!
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Slaughterhouserock
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I usually just say it. Why should I care if some random person thinks I'm a weirdo? It's only around people that matter(e.g my boss) that I contain my fucked up sense of humor.Ava wrote:Does anyone else ever struggle on a daily basis to hold back funny comments with strangers not knowing how they will take your inappropriate fun loving pervy sarcasm?
I was at the store getting about ten house made sausages to grill up for the family tomorrow. The meat guy asks "So you gonna grill these up tomorrow"
No...I'm going to stuff them all down my pants so I can finally know what owning ten dicks feels like. :Like duh. P
I'm worried I will fuck up bigtime at an office when I get out of school.
*rambling today *