HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

[Headhunter]

Losers' brackets are actually pretty common. Most suicide pool competitions are a lot more nuanced and can play out into November.

[Reign in Blood]

If nobody is there to kill you, you can't die.

Suicide Pool, you killed yourselves.

So we've been decapitating dead people for years? Hmmmm

We do that for the love of Highlander, and that this has never happened before. You and Seb are dead, just like the rest of us.

I find this to be bullshit and wiping the slate clean altogether is disingenuous. I am willing to compromise, however.

Are you such a fucking loser, you don't want to win? You and Seb continue, you're gonna get your little child trophy that no one gives a fuck about, because we all died. No respect, no nothing. We can all continue on, and then you beat us without dying like a bitch, and that might be something.

[Headhunter]

If nobody is there to kill you, you can't die.

Suicide Pool, you killed yourselves.

So we've been decapitating dead people for years? Hmmmm

We do that for the love of Highlander, and that this has never happened before. You and Seb are dead, just like the rest of us.

I find this to be bullshit and wiping the slate clean altogether is disingenuous. I am willing to compromise, however.

Are you such a fucking loser, you don't want to win? You and Seb continue, you're gonna get your little child trophy that no one gives a fuck about, because we all died. No respect, no nothing. We can all continue on, and then you beat us without dying like a bitch, and that might be something.

I am willing to compromise for those of you who couldn't pick two games. Take it or leave it.

[Reign in Blood]

If nobody is there to kill you, you can't die.

Suicide Pool, you killed yourselves.

So we've been decapitating dead people for years? Hmmmm

We do that for the love of Highlander, and that this has never happened before. You and Seb are dead, just like the rest of us.

I find this to be bullshit and wiping the slate clean altogether is disingenuous. I am willing to compromise, however.

Are you such a fucking loser, you don't want to win? You and Seb continue, you're gonna get your little child trophy that no one gives a fuck about, because we all died. No respect, no nothing. We can all continue on, and then you beat us without dying like a bitch, and that might be something.

I am willing to compromise for those of you who couldn't pick two games. Take it or leave it.

There is no cute compromise in death. You two fucks died, own it. "Take it or leave it"? How about shove it up your ass.

[Headhunter]

If nobody is there to kill you, you can't die.

Suicide Pool, you killed yourselves.

So we've been decapitating dead people for years? Hmmmm

We do that for the love of Highlander, and that this has never happened before. You and Seb are dead, just like the rest of us.

I find this to be bullshit and wiping the slate clean altogether is disingenuous. I am willing to compromise, however.

Are you such a fucking loser, you don't want to win? You and Seb continue, you're gonna get your little child trophy that no one gives a fuck about, because we all died. No respect, no nothing. We can all continue on, and then you beat us without dying like a bitch, and that might be something.

I am willing to compromise for those of you who couldn't pick two games. Take it or leave it.

There is no cute compromise in death. You two fucks died, own it. "Take it or leave it"? How about shove it up your ass.

How about pick one game right? You and Jason are getting the best deal of all since you haven't picked a single winner, and I must give Jason more credit since I goaded him into picking a true underdog.

[Jason]

I legitimately thought the Giants would beat the Jags. And they almost did. That pick-6 killed it.

[Headhunter]

I legitimately thought the Giants would beat the Jags. And they almost did. That pick-6 killed it.

I had a lot of money on the Giants cover. It was a good pick if you were going for the dogs.

[showa58taro]

History suggests it. Any end in a tie so the last members roll into next week. That being head and I.

[Jason]

But your heads are gone.

[showa58taro]

But your heads are gone.

No. There was nobody fybeho could behead the other.

[Headhunter]

History suggests it. Any end in a tie so the last members roll into next week. That being head and I.

Yup, I know this has happened before.

But being a man of the people, I suggested a compromise I think is fair. Thoughts?

[Jason]

But your heads are gone.

No. There was nobody fybeho could behead the other.

fybeho

[Tiggnutz]

Me Reign and Jason pick 1 winner and 1 loser if correct we get our heads back. Head or Seb still need to pick 1 winner but if they lose they are out.

[showa58taro]

Buy-in bets. Amusing.

[Reign in Blood]

If nobody is there to kill you, you can't die.

Suicide Pool, you killed yourselves.

So we've been decapitating dead people for years? Hmmmm

We do that for the love of Highlander, and that this has never happened before. You and Seb are dead, just like the rest of us.

I find this to be bullshit and wiping the slate clean altogether is disingenuous. I am willing to compromise, however.

Are you such a fucking loser, you don't want to win? You and Seb continue, you're gonna get your little child trophy that no one gives a fuck about, because we all died. No respect, no nothing. We can all continue on, and then you beat us without dying like a bitch, and that might be something.

I am willing to compromise for those of you who couldn't pick two games. Take it or leave it.

There is no cute compromise in death. You two fucks died, own it. "Take it or leave it"? How about shove it up your ass.

How about pick one game right? You and Jason are getting the best deal of all since you haven't picked a single winner, and I must give Jason more credit since I goaded him into picking a true underdog.

Like anybody knew Orleans was gonna trot out the worst defense man has ever seen and make that bearded fuck look like a God.

[Jason]

[Reign in Blood]

Me Reign and Jason pick 1 winner and 1 loser if correct we get our heads back. Head or Seb still need to pick 1 winner but if they lose they are out.

Fine, I will play Headward's little game.

[Reign in Blood]

Where was your boy last night, you pos.

[Jason]

Where was your boy last night, you pos.

400 yards (again) and 3 TDs. One Patriots-luck-INT, one receiver-quit-on-route-INT, and one god awful INT. Almost brought them back from 20 down. Would've been a God King level comeback. And this was his worst performance of the year. Only QB to throw 400 yards in 3 straight games.

My point: He doesn't suck. He is a slightly above average quarterback who gets way too much flack.

[Tiggnutz]

Pats win 49ers lose