Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

[Jason]

Awesome. Wish I could join.

Almost 30 minutes in. I'm sure you can jump to where Shelly pretends to be dead in the closet. Or literally can't join?

Literally can't. At gym and driving to Lancaster to visit hunny bunny tonight.

Never would have guessed. Same thing you do every other day, no concessions even for the Holy day here.

I only visit once a week. Lol

[Deadbydawn]

ewwwwww hes barefoot in the outhouse

[Monster]

Goddamit

[Deadbydawn]

Goddamit

catch up old sport

[Reign in Blood]

honestly...i dont think vera wanted to fuck anyone.. shelly doth protest too much

Probably. Seems like a strict household too, so she's probably got "no sex before marriage" hammered in as she grew up.

That's when you put it in her butt. Save it for marriage all you want.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

okay... the 64,000 dollar question bois.... did Jason make the boom boom

Yes. Or no.

[Deadbydawn]

honestly...i dont think vera wanted to fuck anyone.. shelly doth protest too much

Probably. Seems like a strict household too, so she's probably got "no sex before marriage" hammered in as she grew up.

That's when you put it in her butt. Save it for marriage all you want.

school girl virginity i know it well

[Deadbydawn]

awww stoner mom is the best

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Awe, she sees that Shelly loves his mom and thinks a little better of him for it.

Know who else loves his mom?

[Reign in Blood]

Awesome. Wish I could join.

Almost 30 minutes in. I'm sure you can jump to where Shelly pretends to be dead in the closet. Or literally can't join?

Literally can't. At gym and driving to Lancaster to visit hunny bunny tonight.

Never would have guessed. Same thing you do every other day, no concessions even for the Holy day here.

I only visit once a week. Lol

I know asshole! You don't call, you don't write. You were my step kid I'd ship you off to Alaskan military school.

[Reign in Blood]

Hammock for the win.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Hammock for the win.

Tracy nips!

[Reign in Blood]

That's actually dope hand stand

[DancesWithWerewolves]

After all this time, Andy's death is still my favorite of the series.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

That's actually dope hand stand

Maybe he should've done a handstand off with Shelly instead of juggling?

[Reign in Blood]

Chick, the water is running right on you, you don't need to put your hands all over and fuck up my view! You're cleansing fine!

[Deadbydawn]

awww the 80s when u can have a beer and be preganant without a care in the world... thats why were all soo well evvvolllvveeeddd

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Did she just use the strainer to sprinkle salt on the popcorn?

[Reign in Blood]

Give me something to scream about. That's cute.

[Deadbydawn]

Did she just use the strainer to sprinkle salt on the popcorn?

Aye we do weird shit when we're too high man