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Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:50 pm
by Jason
Reign in Blood wrote:
Jason wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Jason wrote:Awesome. Wish I could join.
Almost 30 minutes in. I'm sure you can jump to where Shelly pretends to be dead in the closet. Or literally can't join?
Literally can't. At gym and driving to Lancaster to visit hunny bunny tonight.
Never would have guessed. :roll: Same thing you do every other day, no concessions even for the Holy day here.
I only visit once a week. Lol

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:53 pm
by Deadbydawn
ewwwwww hes barefoot in the outhouse

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:53 pm
by Monster
Goddamit

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:54 pm
by Deadbydawn
Monster wrote:Goddamit
catch up old sport

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:54 pm
by Reign in Blood
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Deadbydawn wrote:honestly...i dont think vera wanted to fuck anyone.. shelly doth protest too much
Probably. Seems like a strict household too, so she's probably got "no sex before marriage" hammered in as she grew up.
That's when you put it in her butt. Save it for marriage all you want.

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:55 pm
by DancesWithWerewolves
Deadbydawn wrote:okay... the 64,000 dollar question bois.... did Jason make the boom boom
Yes. Or no.

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:55 pm
by Deadbydawn
Reign in Blood wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Deadbydawn wrote:honestly...i dont think vera wanted to fuck anyone.. shelly doth protest too much
Probably. Seems like a strict household too, so she's probably got "no sex before marriage" hammered in as she grew up.
That's when you put it in her butt. Save it for marriage all you want.

school girl virginity i know it well

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 9:56 pm
by Deadbydawn
awww stoner mom is the best

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:00 pm
by DancesWithWerewolves
Awe, she sees that Shelly loves his mom and thinks a little better of him for it.

Know who else loves his mom? :P

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:00 pm
by Reign in Blood
Jason wrote:
Reign in Blood wrote:
Jason wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Jason wrote:Awesome. Wish I could join.
Almost 30 minutes in. I'm sure you can jump to where Shelly pretends to be dead in the closet. Or literally can't join?
Literally can't. At gym and driving to Lancaster to visit hunny bunny tonight.
Never would have guessed. :roll: Same thing you do every other day, no concessions even for the Holy day here.
I only visit once a week. Lol
I know asshole! You don't call, you don't write. You were my step kid I'd ship you off to Alaskan military school.

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:01 pm
by Reign in Blood
Hammock for the win.

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:01 pm
by DancesWithWerewolves
Reign in Blood wrote:Hammock for the win.

Tracy nips!

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:02 pm
by Reign in Blood
That's actually dope hand stand

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:02 pm
by DancesWithWerewolves
After all this time, Andy's death is still my favorite of the series.

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:04 pm
by DancesWithWerewolves
Reign in Blood wrote:That's actually dope hand stand
Maybe he should've done a handstand off with Shelly instead of juggling?

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:04 pm
by Reign in Blood
Chick, the water is running right on you, you don't need to put your hands all over and fuck up my view! You're cleansing fine!

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:05 pm
by Deadbydawn
awww the 80s when u can have a beer and be preganant without a care in the world... thats why were all soo well evvvolllvveeeddd

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:06 pm
by DancesWithWerewolves
Did she just use the strainer to sprinkle salt on the popcorn?

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:08 pm
by Reign in Blood
Give me something to scream about. That's cute.

Re: Friday the 13th Double Feature (8/13/21)

Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2021 10:08 pm
by Deadbydawn
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:Did she just use the strainer to sprinkle salt on the popcorn?
Aye we do weird shit when we're too high man