NFL Pick Em & Suicide

[Headhunter]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

[Jason]

Just cut Bolles, for fuck's sake.

As inconsistent as Flacco has been, the o-line needs to step the fuck up for once.

As I type this, Flacco lasers a ball to Fant in triple coverage and Fant drops it.

I thought you were done and was only going to finish the Fantasy League? Lmao. Glad you're still watching though, brother.

My final year, I said.

You did say that. I'm just giving ya shit. I don't want you to go. *Sniff*

In a way, I'm already gone. I am not the fan I once was and never will be.

[Jason]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

My season is over. Didn't think to edit. I have like 8 injured players and 5 bye weeks. I am done. (and still ahead of J-Mac, lol)

[Headhunter]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

My season is over. Didn't think to edit. I have like 8 injured players and 5 bye weeks. I am done. (and still ahead of J-Mac, lol)

Pick up three players after dumping your useless bench defense and kicker and Cam Newton and you can play a healthy lineup.

Tanking is lame. Try.

[Jason]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

My season is over. Didn't think to edit. I have like 8 injured players and 5 bye weeks. I am done. (and still ahead of J-Mac, lol)

Pick up three players after dumping your useless bench defense and kicker and Cam Newton and you can play a lineup.

Jags will get dropped when Minnesota has their bye week.
One of you faggots took Stafford from me when I dropped him on his bye week for Baker. And now the next best available QB is Andy Dalton. I had negative points putting Baker in, so maybe it's best I just leave the QB slot blank at this point.
You're not getting Cam Newton. I already had no choice but to drop Gordon and others...

[Headhunter]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

My season is over. Didn't think to edit. I have like 8 injured players and 5 bye weeks. I am done. (and still ahead of J-Mac, lol)

Pick up three players after dumping your useless bench defense and kicker and Cam Newton and you can play a lineup.

Jags will get dropped when Minnesota has their bye week.
One of you faggots took Stafford from me when I dropped him on his bye week for Baker. And now the next best available QB is Andy Dalton. I had negative points putting Baker in, so maybe it's best I just leave the QB slot blank at this point.
You're not getting Cam Newton. I already had no choice but to drop Gordon and others...

Why would I want Cam? I have three better QBs. Nobody will pick him up. I’m just telling you how to fill out a lineup but you’re making weird excuses. Carrying 4 QBs, two defenses and kickers is just dumb.

[Headhunter]

And again, there were at least 3 players you could have dropped before Gordon, so you had many choices. It’s absolutely retarded to carry a defense and kicker you’re not playing while starters at other positions are hurt. Seriously, how are you not seeing how dumb that is?

[Jason]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

My season is over. Didn't think to edit. I have like 8 injured players and 5 bye weeks. I am done. (and still ahead of J-Mac, lol)

Pick up three players after dumping your useless bench defense and kicker and Cam Newton and you can play a lineup.

Jags will get dropped when Minnesota has their bye week.
One of you faggots took Stafford from me when I dropped him on his bye week for Baker. And now the next best available QB is Andy Dalton. I had negative points putting Baker in, so maybe it's best I just leave the QB slot blank at this point.
You're not getting Cam Newton. I already had no choice but to drop Gordon and others...

Why would I want Cam? I have three better QBs. Nobody will pick him up. I’m just telling you how to fill out a lineup but you’re making weird excuses. Carrying 4 QBs, two defenses and kickers is just dumb.

I am not dropping Brees, Newton or Prescott unless one is out for the year. And I sure as shit am not replacing them with Andy Dalton or Marcus Mariota.

[Headhunter]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

My season is over. Didn't think to edit. I have like 8 injured players and 5 bye weeks. I am done. (and still ahead of J-Mac, lol)

Pick up three players after dumping your useless bench defense and kicker and Cam Newton and you can play a lineup.

Jags will get dropped when Minnesota has their bye week.
One of you faggots took Stafford from me when I dropped him on his bye week for Baker. And now the next best available QB is Andy Dalton. I had negative points putting Baker in, so maybe it's best I just leave the QB slot blank at this point.
You're not getting Cam Newton. I already had no choice but to drop Gordon and others...

Why would I want Cam? I have three better QBs. Nobody will pick him up. I’m just telling you how to fill out a lineup but you’re making weird excuses. Carrying 4 QBs, two defenses and kickers is just dumb.

I am not dropping Brees, Newton or Prescott unless one is out for the year. And I sure as shit am not replacing them with Andy Dalton or Marcus Mariota.

Those players have so little value in a 6 team league, to think you’re protecting them from someone else is just wrong.

[Jason]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

My season is over. Didn't think to edit. I have like 8 injured players and 5 bye weeks. I am done. (and still ahead of J-Mac, lol)

Pick up three players after dumping your useless bench defense and kicker and Cam Newton and you can play a lineup.

Jags will get dropped when Minnesota has their bye week.
One of you faggots took Stafford from me when I dropped him on his bye week for Baker. And now the next best available QB is Andy Dalton. I had negative points putting Baker in, so maybe it's best I just leave the QB slot blank at this point.
You're not getting Cam Newton. I already had no choice but to drop Gordon and others...

Why would I want Cam? I have three better QBs. Nobody will pick him up. I’m just telling you how to fill out a lineup but you’re making weird excuses. Carrying 4 QBs, two defenses and kickers is just dumb.

I am not dropping Brees, Newton or Prescott unless one is out for the year. And I sure as shit am not replacing them with Andy Dalton or Marcus Mariota.

Those players have so little value in a 6 team league, to think you’re protecting them from someone else is just wrong.

I'm protecting me from settling for backup caliber QBs resulting in J-Mac passing me.

[Headhunter]

Why are you not playing Tyreek?

My season is over. Didn't think to edit. I have like 8 injured players and 5 bye weeks. I am done. (and still ahead of J-Mac, lol)

Pick up three players after dumping your useless bench defense and kicker and Cam Newton and you can play a lineup.

Jags will get dropped when Minnesota has their bye week.
One of you faggots took Stafford from me when I dropped him on his bye week for Baker. And now the next best available QB is Andy Dalton. I had negative points putting Baker in, so maybe it's best I just leave the QB slot blank at this point.
You're not getting Cam Newton. I already had no choice but to drop Gordon and others...

Why would I want Cam? I have three better QBs. Nobody will pick him up. I’m just telling you how to fill out a lineup but you’re making weird excuses. Carrying 4 QBs, two defenses and kickers is just dumb.

I am not dropping Brees, Newton or Prescott unless one is out for the year. And I sure as shit am not replacing them with Andy Dalton or Marcus Mariota.

Those players have so little value in a 6 team league, to think you’re protecting them from someone else is just wrong.

I'm protecting me from settling for backup caliber QBs resulting in J-Mac passing me.

Well, your current “make no effort to pick up RBs or WRs while carrying a backup defense and kicker for no reason” strategy will definitely end with J-Mac passing you.

[Jason]

I'll still beat him.

[Jason]

Oh, and J-Mac was the slippery faggot who stole Stafford from me.

Now it's on, bitch.

[Headhunter]

Are you going to pick up RB and WR depth or do you want to continue to intentionally tank? Fuck I’ll just give you a player if that’s what it takes.

[Headhunter]

If Denver's GM were named John Ellis, he would be fired already.

[Jmac Attack]

Oh, and J-Mac was the slippery faggot who stole Stafford from me.

Now it's on, bitch.

Come at me bro.

[Headhunter]

By the way, there are a lot of scary parallels between what the Broncos are now and what the Redskins became in the mid-90s. The similarities are really startling and it should terrify all Broncos fans. Remember, the Redskins were once a regional force. An elite franchise who won for decades, were part of THE rivalry of football with Dallas and had a HUGE fan presence all over the Mid-Atlantic and South.

[Jmac Attack]

By the way, there are a lot of scary parallels between what the Broncos are now and what the Redskins became in the mid-90s. The similarities are really startling and it should terrify all Broncos fans. Remember, the Redskins were once a regional force. An elite franchise who won for decades, were part of THE rivalry of football with Dallas and had a HUGE fan presence all over the Mid-Atlantic and South.

Yup. Interesting stuff indeed. I just wish I could say that about my Bengals. We've had some good years and some really good teams. Other than that....we suck, and I hate it. I'm a ride or die kind of guy. So, I'm stuck with them.

[Headhunter]

By the way, there are a lot of scary parallels between what the Broncos are now and what the Redskins became in the mid-90s. The similarities are really startling and it should terrify all Broncos fans. Remember, the Redskins were once a regional force. An elite franchise who won for decades, were part of THE rivalry of football with Dallas and had a HUGE fan presence all over the Mid-Atlantic and South.

Yup. Interesting stuff indeed. I just wish I could say that about my Bengals. We've had some good years and some really good teams. Other than that....we suck, and I hate it. I'm a ride or die kind of guy. So, I'm stuck with them.

I feel bad, becuause it just feels so hopeless for you guys. Next year, they probably draft Justin Herbert or another non-Tua QB and can hype up a new era. Then what? Mike Brown is a disgrace to his legendary father.

[Jmac Attack]

By the way, there are a lot of scary parallels between what the Broncos are now and what the Redskins became in the mid-90s. The similarities are really startling and it should terrify all Broncos fans. Remember, the Redskins were once a regional force. An elite franchise who won for decades, were part of THE rivalry of football with Dallas and had a HUGE fan presence all over the Mid-Atlantic and South.

Yup. Interesting stuff indeed. I just wish I could say that about my Bengals. We've had some good years and some really good teams. Other than that....we suck, and I hate it. I'm a ride or die kind of guy. So, I'm stuck with them.

I feel bad, becuause it just feels so hopeless for you guys. Next year, they probably draft Justin Herbert or another non-Tua QB and can hype up a new era. Then what? Mike Brown is a disgrace to his legendary father.

I'm not gonna lie....I kinda teared up because I think you're the only one that understands me. (besides other Bengals fans, of course)