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Headhunter wrote:

Reign in Blood wrote:

Headhunter wrote:

Jmac Attack wrote:

DancesWithWerewolves wrote:

Headhunter wrote:Bruce Lee did make Chuck Norris his bitch but that's pretty unremarkable if we're being honest.

And in a movie, where' it's scripted that way.

Chuck is a badass for sure!

Ew.

If we're being honest I would not poo poo all over Chuck like this.

Not saying he couldn't kill me but but the Chuck Norris jokes were annoying and his icon status wasn't really deserved. Probably the worst action star of that era.

I can accept this.

JCVD is easily the most legitimate martial artist out of those old action stars. Chuck Norris is a distant #2 and would annihilate Bruce Lee. Seagal is a fartknocker. Would be most interesting to watch his phony martial arts vs. Bruce Lee's phony martial arts.

None of these guys were chumps all were masters of their art

Tiggnutz wrote:None of these guys were chumps all were masters of their art

Seagal and Lee are chumps. Half of HMF could whoop their asses and I'm not joking about this.

Jason wrote:

Tiggnutz wrote:None of these guys were chumps all were masters of their art

Seagal and Lee are chumps. Half of HMF could whoop their asses and I'm not joking about this.

because lee's dead, since before most of us were even born, and seagal let himself go?

Jason wrote:

Tiggnutz wrote:None of these guys were chumps all were masters of their art

Seagal and Lee are chumps. Half of HMF could whoop their asses and I'm not joking about this.

Laughable bro

zombie wrote:

Jason wrote:

Tiggnutz wrote:None of these guys were chumps all were masters of their art

Seagal and Lee are chumps. Half of HMF could whoop their asses and I'm not joking about this.

because lee's dead, since before most of us were even born, and seagal let himself go?

No. Prime...

Tiggnutz wrote:

Jason wrote:

Tiggnutz wrote:None of these guys were chumps all were masters of their art

Seagal and Lee are chumps. Half of HMF could whoop their asses and I'm not joking about this.

Laughable bro

I am dead ass serious and would bet the house on it.

Jason wrote:

zombie wrote:

Jason wrote:

Tiggnutz wrote:None of these guys were chumps all were masters of their art

Seagal and Lee are chumps. Half of HMF could whoop their asses and I'm not joking about this.

because lee's dead, since before most of us were even born, and seagal let himself go?

No. Prime...

well, i won't speak for anyone else, but they'd definitely both kick my ass, in their prime.

zombie wrote:

Jason wrote:

zombie wrote:

Jason wrote:

Tiggnutz wrote:None of these guys were chumps all were masters of their art

Seagal and Lee are chumps. Half of HMF could whoop their asses and I'm not joking about this.

because lee's dead, since before most of us were even born, and seagal let himself go?

No. Prime...

well, i won't speak for anyone else, but they'd definitely both kick my ass, in their prime.

All of our asses zombs easily

Lol. Jason takes one edible and he’s already moved on to smoking crack. That’s the only explanation for this take.

Teefuckinghee.

It's true, dude. The one inch punch was a dead giveaway, and the roundtable clowning of these guys is all around legitimate martial arts communities. JCVD and Norris actually competed. The 90s was the end of phony martial arts.

when did seagal start becoming a thing? the 90s.

showa58taro wrote:Lol. Jason takes one edible and he’s already moved on to smoking crack. That’s the only explanation for this take.

Funny to compare each against each other hilarious to compare to yourself

Jason wrote:Teefuckinghee.

It's true, dude. The one inch punch was a dead giveaway, and the roundtable clowning of these guys is all around legitimate martial arts communities. JCVD and Norris actually competed. The 90s was the end of phony martial arts.

I am under no illusion they could all kick every one of our asses. None.

zombie wrote:when did seagal start becoming a thing? the 90s.

Cinematically year. He was impressive as an Aikido specialist before then.

showa58taro wrote:

Jason wrote:Teefuckinghee.

It's true, dude. The one inch punch was a dead giveaway, and the roundtable clowning of these guys is all around legitimate martial arts communities. JCVD and Norris actually competed. The 90s was the end of phony martial arts.

I am under no illusion they could all kick every one of our asses. None.

I'd put money on some of you guys, for sure.

Jason wrote:

showa58taro wrote:

Jason wrote:Teefuckinghee.

It's true, dude. The one inch punch was a dead giveaway, and the roundtable clowning of these guys is all around legitimate martial arts communities. JCVD and Norris actually competed. The 90s was the end of phony martial arts.

I am under no illusion they could all kick every one of our asses. None.

I'd put money on some of you guys, for sure.

On what basis? None of us have any experience in any similar arena.

showa58taro wrote:

zombie wrote:when did seagal start becoming a thing? the 90s.

Cinematically year. He was impressive as an Aikido specialist before then.

yeah, that's fair. but jason wouldn't have mentioned him if not for his filmwork, which started when "fake martial arts" was over, apparently.

it is pretty easy to say that you'll put money on something that could never actually happen in the first place. "i'd put down money that you could out-act james dean!"