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Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:54 pm
by Headhunter
Jason sucks off bad quarterbacks like no one I've ever seen.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:59 pm
by Reign in Blood
Headhunter wrote:Jason sucks off bad quarterbacks like no one I've ever seen.
He praises motherfuckers who cant even win a god damn game, and others that win tons and go to more Superbowls than ever, nu huh! Lunacy!

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:04 pm
by Jason
Reign in Blood wrote:Is he gonna win the fucking game, you goon!
What more should he do, you faggot? He's got 400 yards and 3TDs already. My man Fitzy just outdueled him today.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:08 pm
by Jason
Reign in Blood wrote:
Headhunter wrote:Jason sucks off bad quarterbacks like no one I've ever seen.
He praises motherfuckers who cant even win a god damn game, and others that win tons and go to more Superbowls than ever, nu huh! Lunacy!
You must think Dan Marino ranks #238 all time on QB lists.

Don't question the GOAT QB evaluator, you charlatan. Get out of my sight.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:10 pm
by Reign in Blood
Dan Marino sucks cocks in hell, you son of a bitch!

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:12 pm
by Jason
Reign in Blood wrote:Dan Marino sucks cocks in hell, you son of a bitch!
Uh-huh.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:13 pm
by Jason
Headhunter wrote:Jason sucks off bad quarterbacks like no one I've ever seen.
You don't know what a bad QB is.
You don't know what a good QB is.

Charlatan.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:15 pm
by Reign in Blood
Worst defenses on the history of earth.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:17 pm
by Reign in Blood
How many gimmes and burns. Unfuckingbelievable

Re: Suicide Pool

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:12 pm
by showa58taro
Jason wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Jason wrote:My playing style is unorthodox. I never go for the safe pick, which means I will never pick a team that is playing the Browns or Raiders. I'll get back to ya on my pick for Week 1.
If you really want to be useful, pick an underdog.
The Giants will beat the Jags.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! *decapitates Jason*

Re: Suicide Pool

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2018 5:14 pm
by showa58taro
Reign in Blood wrote:New Orleans
*Wipes blood off the blade, resharpens* THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!! *Lops off Reigns Head, dunks it in Whisky*

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 8:06 am
by Tiggnutz
2 out week 1 that's what I'm talking about 8-)

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 10:46 am
by showa58taro
Tiggnutz wrote:2 out week 1 that's what I'm talking about 8-)
Didn’t fathom until this morning how close I was to being 3.

Out of curiosity, with the Browns game, if someone picks a team and they draw is that still a beheading? Given that they technically didn’t lose. But also didn’t win.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:04 am
by Tiggnutz
showa58taro wrote:
Tiggnutz wrote:2 out week 1 that's what I'm talking about 8-)
Didn’t fathom until this morning how close I was to being 3.

Out of curiosity, with the Browns game, if someone picks a team and they draw is that still a beheading? Given that they technically didn’t lose. But also didn’t win.
Don't know the answer to that

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:25 am
by Reign in Blood
"If you are running or participating in an NFL Survivor Pool, there is a possibility that there will be a tie game at some point in the season. The object of a survivor pool is to correctly pick a "winning" team each week. Therefore when one of the games ends in a tie, and a participant of the pool picks either one of the teams, that participant is eliminated."

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:29 am
by Reign in Blood
Since we are running our own, we could go either way, but that’s not why they call this thing bloodsport, kid.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 11:37 am
by Jmac Attack
Picking Detroit for tonight.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 12:48 pm
by showa58taro
I think winner only counts.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:29 pm
by Headhunter
Guaranteed winner, folks. Please refrain from cucking it up with the bullshit.

Re: HMF Suicide Pool: 2018

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2018 2:09 pm
by Reign in Blood
As I was brushing up on that rule, I also found this: “As opening weekend in the NFL can be chaotic, if you are running or participating in an NFL Survivor Pool, you will get a mulligan and not be eliminated in Week 1.”