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Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:39 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
Jason wrote:How bout just stick with the charming, pretty hairline, suave dude who could fuck shit up? I realize nearly everyone is a fuckin fairy in Hollywood nowadays, but that doesn't mean you need to go further fairy and PC it up with race and sex.
Actually, if he really wanted to, Hugh Jackman could easily do the role (wouldn't be the first Australian), now that Wolverine is off his plate. It would just be the first time a huge star would be playing it rather than someone not well known.

I can't think of any other good ones off the top of my head.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:40 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
Monster wrote:
Jason wrote:Neither would I. At all. But knowing they're doing it because of a horse shit political agenda drives me away. They can fuck off.
Understandable. Surprised they're not talking about making him gay.
Well, they hinted in Skyfall that he's trained to pretend he is...

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:42 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
The only way I'd accept a black Bond is if they either completely reboot, or ignore that Bond is his real name (as evidenced in Skyfall). I'd even accept if they make Bond a code name after the white one dies/retires. It's lazy, but I'd accept it.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:44 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
Oh, I do think that guy who played the Neville kid in the Harry Potter movies could totally play Bond, if they go the younger route. He's still young though, so maybe give him another decade.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:49 am
by Jason
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Jason wrote:How bout just stick with the charming, pretty hairline, suave dude who could fuck shit up? I realize nearly everyone is a fuckin fairy in Hollywood nowadays, but that doesn't mean you need to go further fairy and PC it up with race and sex.
Actually, if he really wanted to, Hugh Jackman could easily do the role (wouldn't be the first Australian), now that Wolverine is off his plate. It would just be the first time a huge star would be playing it rather than someone not well known.

I can't think of any other good ones off the top of my head.
Can't think of any good ones... because you're not supposed to know them! :p

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 12:51 am
by Jason
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:The only way I'd accept a black Bond is if they either completely reboot, or ignore that Bond is his real name (as evidenced in Skyfall).
The reboot already happened. In Dr. No, Bond was already a badass 00-agent. In Casino Royale it goes back to his achievement of 00 status. Casino Royale-Skyfall was pre-Blofeld. Spectre is where it all came together.

Too late to reboot it now. :p



DancesWithWerewolves wrote:I'd even accept if they make Bond a code name after the white one dies/retires. It's lazy, but I'd accept it.
That's "jump the shark" material for sure. I'm out at that point.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:10 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
Jason wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:The only way I'd accept a black Bond is if they either completely reboot, or ignore that Bond is his real name (as evidenced in Skyfall).
The reboot already happened. In Dr. No, Bond was already a badass 00-agent. In Casino Royale it goes back to his achievement of 00 status. Casino Royale-Skyfall was pre-Blofeld. Spectre is where it all came together.

Too late to reboot it now. :p



DancesWithWerewolves wrote:I'd even accept if they make Bond a code name after the white one dies/retires. It's lazy, but I'd accept it.
That's "jump the shark" material for sure. I'm out at that point.
I know a reboot already happened, though the history of the previous films still trickle in the Craig material. It's not as messy as the continuity in Fox's X-men movies, but still messy :P

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:11 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
Jason wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Jason wrote:How bout just stick with the charming, pretty hairline, suave dude who could fuck shit up? I realize nearly everyone is a fuckin fairy in Hollywood nowadays, but that doesn't mean you need to go further fairy and PC it up with race and sex.
Actually, if he really wanted to, Hugh Jackman could easily do the role (wouldn't be the first Australian), now that Wolverine is off his plate. It would just be the first time a huge star would be playing it rather than someone not well known.

I can't think of any other good ones off the top of my head.
Can't think of any good ones... because you're not supposed to know them! :p
I knew Brosnan and Craig before they got the parts, they just weren't huge yet.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:14 am
by Jason
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Jason wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Jason wrote:How bout just stick with the charming, pretty hairline, suave dude who could fuck shit up? I realize nearly everyone is a fuckin fairy in Hollywood nowadays, but that doesn't mean you need to go further fairy and PC it up with race and sex.
Actually, if he really wanted to, Hugh Jackman could easily do the role (wouldn't be the first Australian), now that Wolverine is off his plate. It would just be the first time a huge star would be playing it rather than someone not well known.

I can't think of any other good ones off the top of my head.
Can't think of any good ones... because you're not supposed to know them! :p
I knew Brosnan and Craig before they got the parts, they just weren't huge yet.
Regardless, whoever it is should be known as the guy who played Bond. Nobody watches Goldeneye and goes, "ah yeah. That's the dude in Mrs. Doubtfire". :p

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:14 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
Jason wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Jason wrote:
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Jason wrote:How bout just stick with the charming, pretty hairline, suave dude who could fuck shit up? I realize nearly everyone is a fuckin fairy in Hollywood nowadays, but that doesn't mean you need to go further fairy and PC it up with race and sex.
Actually, if he really wanted to, Hugh Jackman could easily do the role (wouldn't be the first Australian), now that Wolverine is off his plate. It would just be the first time a huge star would be playing it rather than someone not well known.

I can't think of any other good ones off the top of my head.
Can't think of any good ones... because you're not supposed to know them! :p
I knew Brosnan and Craig before they got the parts, they just weren't huge yet.
Regardless, whoever it is should be known as the guy who played Bond. Nobody watches Goldeneye and goes, "ah yeah. That's the dude in Mrs. Doubtfire". :p
There were those that went "That's Remington Steele" when it came out though, lol.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:15 am
by Jason
He was in Taffin, too. :p


Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:19 am
by Jason
And as great of an actor as Christoph Waltz is, I still wish they would've cast somebody a little lesser known. He's already been in a few massive blockbuster flicks. And it doesn't help that he goes around on talk shows 24/7 acting like a dork on Fallon and shit. Ruins the mystique of Blofeld, damn it!

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:27 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
I wouldn't call Waltz' movies massive blockbusters, before Spectre, his highest grosser was $162 million domestic. Decent for an R rated movie, but not massive.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:32 am
by Jason
I wonder what the deal is with his hair. Did the writers ignore Blofeld being totally bald? Did Waltz just refuse to shave it or wear a bald whig? Are we still in the younger Bond era of the reboot and we get to see why Blofeld is bald?

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:35 am
by DancesWithWerewolves
Blofeld has a full head of hair in Diamonds Are Forever (I guess it could be a wig), and I don't even think he had the scars in that one either. They're continuity in general for Ernst is pretty bad, but I think that was the gag of his mystery.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 1:38 am
by Jason
I was always sour on For Your Eyes Only's opening scene. Terrible way to treat such a great villain.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 2:41 am
by Jason
Fuck it. BONDATHON!!!

Starting Dr. No right now.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 6:26 am
by Tiggnutz
Just started Live and Let Die.

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 6:54 am
by Tiggnutz
Tiggnutz wrote:Just started Live and Let Die.
They had some big ass cars in 1973 :D

Re: 007 - All Things Bond

Posted: Mon May 29, 2017 6:04 pm
by showa58taro
Bond is a fictional character. He could be black or gay. Or not. I'd be happy with whatever.