2019 HMF fantasy football

[Jason]

Touchdown Saints!

1 point on my fantasy team for the extra point. lol. This has been a disastrous game for my squad.

[Jason]

Alvin Kamara is the baddest dude on the planet. I was gonna nab him with the 4 pick but Seb got him so I had to settle for Elliott.

[Reign in Blood]

Alvin Kamara is the baddest dude on the planet. I was gonna nab him with the 4 pick but Seb got him so I had to settle for Elliott.

What'd he bum up now?

[Jason]

Alvin Kamara is the baddest dude on the planet. I was gonna nab him with the 4 pick but Seb got him so I had to settle for Elliott.

What'd he bum up now?

97 rushing yards, 72 receiving yards = 169 total yards

20 total touches.

[Jason]

Fairburn misses extra point, looking like overtime. Defender touches his leg after he already missed, personal foul, rekick is good.

This is what the NFL has become. lol.

[Jason]

WOW. The Saints-Texans game was the game of the week, easily. Unbelievable. They both deserve a W.

[Jason]

Well the Broncos are off to a roaring stop.

The defense was shredded by the shitty Oakland offense and now a 3 and out in Flacco's debut. I know it's early, but I had a feeling this would be a shit night.

[Reign in Blood]

Reason #164 to hate Raiders fans, there's a perfectly hot chick standing behind them, and these idiots block her so they can mug for the camera. These fucking guys.

[Jason]

Reason #164 to hate Raiders fans, there's a perfectly hot chick standing behind them, and these idiots block her so they can mug for the camera. These fucking guys.

Dodgers fans and Raiders fans are one in the same. I only ever went to one baseball game at Dodger stadium where they played the Rockies, and no shit, the loudest they got the entire night was when they boo'd a young teenage girl in the crowd on the giant screen because she was wearing a UCLA sweater.

[Jason]

Excellent pocket presence and a couple of gorgeous throws by Flacco in the clutch, here. Sutton looking great. Gotta find the run game. Keep driving, boys.

[Jason]

Every aspect of the defense has been fucking terrible.

[Jason]

I'm going to bed.

[Headhunter]

This team is in the dumpster, meanwhile nobody holding Elway accountable. Nothing to see here, folks!

[Jason]

Can we just get a score before the half?

[Jason]

I will always appreciate how terrible the announcers are at managing the clock in the 2 minute drill.

"Denver wasted 12 seconds on that timeout". No, they didn't. They're in opposing territory, they still have 2 timeouts left, and now if they have to punt or miss a field goal, Oakland has no time to do shit.

Except it was actually Oakland who took the timeout. lol.

[Jason]

Go Nuggets. Goodnight.

[Jason]

Terrible flag on the Raiders for "lowering the head". Perfect hit. And I hope that #21 is OK. Scary injury.

[Jason]

For fuck's sake. Can we not drop easy touchdowns ever again plz? Ever?

[Jason]

Just 3 more stops and 3 more field goals and we have the lead, boys!

[Headhunter]

Why the fuck would you kick a field goal down 21-6? Unbelievable.