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October is drawing to a close.

Went crazy fast. I've watched some really fun new films though. And some total shitfests. Gotta love the challenge.

Ava wrote:Went crazy fast. I've watched some really fun new films though. And some total shitfests. Gotta love the challenge.

We are about to check out of our hotel room and go to the Cincinnati Zoo! When I get back, I am spending tonight, tomorrow, and Wednesday watching nothing but horror. I watched some movies the last few days, but the only new one I watched was late last night.....Wrong Turn 2. That was a stinking turd lol.

How would you rate the Cincinnati Zoo, J-Mac?

So I started Victor Crowley last night, and in the opening sequence the prosthetic special effects were so bad and fake I would have bet a shit ton of money it was just a setup for a swerve, like we were watching the filming of a bad TV show or summat... but nope, it was legit their opening kill sequence. It's the 4th movie in the franchise, is Kane Hodder really soaking up all your fucking budget?

The first three Hatchet movies were a blast but Victor Crowley was terrible. The only positive was the Danielle Harris cameo at the end promising of something better in the future. Assuming VC didn't kill the franchise altogether.

I didn't think Victor was terrible just not as good as the previous installments

Which weren't good in the first place...oh my maybe I should avoid Victor Crowley altogether.

Reign in Blood wrote:So I started Victor Crowley last night, and in the opening sequence the prosthetic special effects were so bad and fake I would have bet a shit ton of money it was just a setup for a swerve, like we were watching the filming of a bad TV show or summat... but nope, it was legit their opening kill sequence. It's the 4th movie in the franchise, is Kane Hodder really soaking up all your fucking budget?

Watch this instead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C86Gd2ZVjZY

Getting an endoscopy done soon. Gonna put more bands on my esophagus. Prevent another giant bleeding episode. Burping and swallowing (no gay jokes) is gonna hurt like hell for the next week or two until the bands fall off.

i forbid you from falling apart any further.

Let's all chip in and get J the best super glue money can buy.

Feed me liberal souls. :p

I'll try to remember to post shit here after the procedure, just because I'll be loopy as hell

Jason wrote:Getting an endoscopy done soon. Gonna put more bands on my esophagus. Prevent another giant bleeding episode. Burping and swallowing (no gay jokes) is gonna hurt like hell for the next week or two until the bands fall off.

Let's just say I've never had the camera go in that end before.

Tiggnutz wrote:

Jason wrote:Getting an endoscopy done soon. Gonna put more bands on my esophagus. Prevent another giant bleeding episode. Burping and swallowing (no gay jokes) is gonna hurt like hell for the next week or two until the bands fall off.

Let's just say I've never had the camera go in that end before.

Did you go ATM after?

Jason wrote:Feed me liberal souls. :p

Easy, done!

They put two more bands on me. I feel wonderfully loopy. Apparently I'm talkative as all hell. I forgot questions I asked and asked the same like one minute later. And it's taking me a while to type this.

Oh snap, when you said soon, I thought days not hours away. How many fingers is Clint holding up?

What questions you ask? One buddy of mine who went in for surgery and they gave him the special sauce, he was talkative but couldn't stop asking how much everything he saw cost, like nurses or even doctors are gonna really know that shit.

Reign in Blood wrote:Oh snap, when you said soon, I thought days not hours away. How many fingers is Clint holding up?

What questions you ask? One buddy of mine who went in for surgery and they gave him the special sauce, he was talkative but couldn't stop asking how much everything he saw cost, like nurses or even doctors are gonna really know that shit.

Mainly alcohol intake. My liver is fine, but a poor liver tends to be the issue that cause this for everyone else. Mostly because of alcohol abuse. I asked the doc about my alcohol pattern and he said what I drink should be totally fine.

Jason wrote:

Reign in Blood wrote:Oh snap, when you said soon, I thought days not hours away. How many fingers is Clint holding up?

What questions you ask? One buddy of mine who went in for surgery and they gave him the special sauce, he was talkative but couldn't stop asking how much everything he saw cost, like nurses or even doctors are gonna really know that shit.

Mainly alcohol intake. My liver is fine, but a poor liver tends to be the issue that cause this for everyone else. Mostly because of alcohol abuse. I asked the doc about my alcohol pattern and he said what I drink should be totally fine.

Did you tell your Doc, Me, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker are gonna pump those rookie numbers up?