The Most Fascinating Factoid of All Time

[Jason]

Thinking about this just blows my mind...

The only person who can sleep through a fucking dog barking all fucking night is the owner of the God damn dog, in which I've found no exception to this rule. Isn't this the most fascinating fucking thing you've ever heard in your life?!?!?!?!

Goodnight

[Monster]

Have you confronted the owner?

[Jason]

The neighbor's dog I mentioned previously actually doesn't bark as often. But out of the blue a new dog across the alley from the neighbor's shows up and never stops barking. Last week or so. I have rocks prepared to throw at their AC unit on the roof if it gets really bad. I live in California, I know they won't listen if I confront them. "Oh, yeah. We'll keep him quiet"... later that night...

Then when I finally call the cops they'll know who did it and shoot me. :p

[Reign in Blood]

I got your fix, bruh bruh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl8kzsdDqhQ

[Jason]

Still amazes me. Been barking for well over an hour. Gotta be up early (every day) for work. A full hour straight, going on two. The longest pause in barking for the past hour was maybe ten seconds. It's unreal.

[Jason]

By the time this fucking dog shuts up I'm gonna need another hour to wind down from being so pissed, waiting for the next bark. By that time I'm sure the motherfucker will start up again. Meanwhile the owners are miraculously getting a good night's sleep.

The thought of chucking a rock through their window is so satisfying, though I would never do it. It's therapeutic to think about.

[Jason]

I am strongly considering banging on their door right now. I'm not far off from breaking everything in my fucking house.

[Jason]

I got up, went outside. Could see their lights were on, so the shitheels have been awake this entire time and just don't give a shit that their dog is keeping the neighborhood up. Threw a rock on their roof. Pretty sure they immediately went outside. About five seconds after it landed, the dog abruptly stopped barking for a good minute or two. Now he's back at it.

Time to shatter windows? Call cops? Shoot dog?

[Jmac Attack]

Dog owners are lazy, and dicks. Dogs are not hard to train if you have patience. My pug is 5 years old. He hasn't pissed in the house since he was 3 months old. He has shit in the house three times since then. Twice, it was after giving him a bath. The other time, we were gone for longer than anticipated. Other than that, no bathroom issues.

(Sorry for the rant lol)

[Jason]

Going on three. straight. hours. of barking.

Three. Straight. Hours.

Three... What the fuck??????

[Jason]

I drive an 80,000 pound truck for a living. Lack of sleep could kill me and a family of five at any given moment while I'm on the road if I don't get enough sleep, which I sure as fuck am getting none of tonight.

[Jmac Attack]

Going on three. straight. hours. of barking.

Three. Straight. Hours.

Three... What the fuck??????

My Lord.....fuck that! Wow!

[Jmac Attack]

I drive an 80,000 pound truck for a living. Lack of sleep could kill me and a family of five at any given moment while I'm on the road if I don't get enough sleep, which I sure as fuck am getting none of tonight.

That sucks. My oldest brother drove a rig for almost 30 years. He told me a story of him driving down a mountain in Montana, his brakes went out, but he was also half asleep when it happened. Scary stuff.

[Jason]

I just called the cops.

I fully expect the dog to quit barking the minute he shows up, then start back up again when he leaves. Gonna happen. Take it to the bank.

Pray I don't kill anybody tomorrow, because I'm getting next to no sleep at all tonight.

[Jason]

No more rock throwing, as I have now called the police.

Problem: I believe the address I gave the police of the barking dog is actually across the street from the house where the dog is barking. (Still barking). Hopefully cop puts 2+2 together when he hears this fucker and goes and kicks their door in.

[Jmac Attack]

No more rock throwing, as I have now called the police.

Problem: I believe the address I gave the police of the barking dog is actually across the street from the house where the dog is barking. (Still barking). Hopefully cop puts 2+2 together when he hears this fucker and goes and kicks their door in.

Usually a dog that barks is just left outside, unattended. Or, the owners aren't home for long periods of time. Either way, it's fucking rude. I feel for ya!

[showa58taro]

Did they get it to stop?

[Jason]

Have not heard the dog in a couple of weeks now.