June 4th 2019

[Tiggnutz]

Sewer of Baltimore News

[Tiggnutz]

This is an actual statement from the new mayor of Baltimore. Build a big ass boxing ring so all the trigger happy thugs can fight each other instead of shooting each other." Hey I told you this is our corner". " Fuck you homey this is our corner". "Well I guess we gonna have to go to the ring and box this out!"." Yeah we gonna lace these up and settle this distribution beef once and for all! ". No grasp of the severity or reality of the situation in the city he runs. The only good thing to come from this epic stupidity is the universal hatred of this statement will insure this idiot won't run for mayor next election. Or will he?

[Headhunter]

Clearly was a fan of Cutty.

[Reign in Blood]

Lol, that got good when he seemed innocuously serious. Wrong fucking city for him, wooo.

[Tiggnutz]

He's just another idiot who has been milking the city for 30+ years without ever accomplishing anything just like his boy Congressman Elijah Cummings.

[Tiggnutz]

He says put the boxing ring in the Civic Center. There hasn't been a Civic Center in Baltimore since the mid 80's :x He's the fucking mayor :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

[Jigsaw]

Sounds like what you homeboys need are some actual leftists who can fix the problem instead of milquetoast liberals and racist conservatives, my brah

[Tiggnutz]

Sounds like what you homeboys need are some actual leftists who can fix the problem instead of milquetoast liberals and racist conservatives, my brah

This is the result of decades of liberal douchbaggery and I've always loved the word milquetoast

[Jason]

Sounds like what you homeboys need are some actual leftists who can fix the problem instead of milquetoast liberals and racist conservatives, my brah

Rassism invoked!

[Jigsaw]

Sounds like what you homeboys need are some actual leftists who can fix the problem instead of milquetoast liberals and racist conservatives, my brah

Rassism invoked!

Can't help it, Kraken's speaking through ,e

[Jigsaw]

fuck it, though, I'm an unapologetic far-leftist, you guys aren't. Not something I care about at the moment.

How you guys doing?

[Tiggnutz]

I've been watching a lot of Gamera movies from the 60's. Really goofy shit

[Jason]

Sounds like what you homeboys need are some actual leftists who can fix the problem instead of milquetoast liberals and racist conservatives, my brah

Rassism invoked!

Can't help it, Kraken's speaking through ,e

Black guy: Wanna buy a graham cracker?
Me: A gram of what?

[Jigsaw]

Sounds like what you homeboys need are some actual leftists who can fix the problem instead of milquetoast liberals and racist conservatives, my brah

Rassism invoked!

Can't help it, Kraken's speaking through ,e

Black guy: Wanna buy a graham cracker?
Me: A gram of what?

Biggest question - you end up buying some, dawg?

[Jigsaw]

I've been watching a lot of Gamera movies from the 60's. Really goofy shit

To be honest, I don't think I've seen any of those. Acually, I've not even seen Godzilla, the original flick, yet. It's on my DVR, so I'll give it a go when I can, but my experience with Japanese giant monster movies is somewhat lacking.

[Jason]

Sounds like what you homeboys need are some actual leftists who can fix the problem instead of milquetoast liberals and racist conservatives, my brah

Rassism invoked!

Can't help it, Kraken's speaking through ,e

Black guy: Wanna buy a graham cracker?
Me: A gram of what?

Biggest question - you end up buying some, dawg?

Went with fried chicken and watermelon, instead.

[Jigsaw]

Sounds like what you homeboys need are some actual leftists who can fix the problem instead of milquetoast liberals and racist conservatives, my brah

Rassism invoked!

Can't help it, Kraken's speaking through ,e

Black guy: Wanna buy a graham cracker?
Me: A gram of what?

Biggest question - you end up buying some, dawg?

Went with fried chicken and watermelon, instead.

[showa58taro]

Nothing can beat Chaz Smith doing his Watermelone thing.