Best Horror Remakes

[Jigsaw]

I'll just rank all of the remakes I've seen thus far, but you're all welcome to just make a top ten, if that's what you want.

1. Dawn of the Dead (2004)
2. Night of the Demons (2009)
3. Silent Night (2012)
4. The Thing (1982)
5. The Woman in Black (2012)
6. How to Make a Monster (2001)
7. Piranha 3D (2010)
8. The Hills Have Eyes (2006)
9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
10. Satan's School for Girls (2000)
11. I Saw What You Did (1988)
12. The Blob (1988)
13. Attack of the Giant Leeches (2008)
14. Friday the 13th (2009)
15. The Last House on the Left (2009)
16. Village of the Damned (1995)
17. Toolbox Murders (2004)
18. Halloween (2007)
19. Cabin Fever (2016)
20. Psycho (1998)
21. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
22. The Old Dark House (1963)
23. The Wicker Man (2006)



Below are remakes I've seen but overall forget my feelings for:

My Bloody Valentine (2009)
The Amityville Horror (2005)
2001 Maniacs (2005)
Dark Water (2005)
The Fly (1986)

[zombie]

1. the fly (1986)
2. the blob (1988)
3. cat people (1982)
4. dawn of the dead (2004)
5. the hills have eyes (2006)
6. let me in
7. the thing (1982)
8. my bloody valentine (2009)
9. invasion of the bodysnatchers (1978)
10. night of the living dead (1990)

[Jigsaw]

Haven't seen four of those. Don't feel overly bad about it.

[zombie]

which four? and you should.

[Slaughterhouserock]

14. Friday the 13th (2009)
17. Toolbox Murders (2004)
18. Halloween (2007)
21. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

You're fucking mental if you think these are better than the originals. I'd almost include Wicker Man, but that shit is hilarious. I agree about the rest, though, minus a few I haven't seen.

[zombie]

so we're clear, i personally wasn't listing mine as better than the originals. (though in some cases they are)

[Slaughterhouserock]

so we're clear, i personally wasn't listing mine as better than the originals. (though in some cases they are)

Maybe I misunderstood, but you never know with this guy.

[Jigsaw]

14. Friday the 13th (2009)
17. Toolbox Murders (2004)
18. Halloween (2007)
21. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

You're fucking mental if you think these are better than the originals. I'd almost include Wicker Man, but that shit is hilarious. I agree about the rest, though, minus a few I haven't seen.

God no, I'm simply ranking all of the remakes I've seen. Those are all atrocious remakes, but they're better than some of the worst remakes I've seen. Halloween is a bad remake, and I don't much care for the movie, but it was by far a better movie than 2010's A Nightmare on Elm Street.

I didn't indicate which remakes I thought were superior to the originals, but I could if anyone would want me to.

[Jigsaw]

which four? and you should.

Cat People, Let Me In, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and Night of the Living Dead.

And eventually.

[Slaughterhouserock]

God no, I'm simply ranking all of the remakes I've seen. Those are all atrocious remakes, but they're better than some of the worst remakes I've seen. Halloween is a bad remake, and I don't much care for the movie, but it was by far a better movie than 2010's A Nightmare on Elm Street.

I didn't indicate which remakes I thought were superior to the originals, but I could if anyone would want me to.

Fair enough. My mistake.

[Jigsaw]

so we're clear, i personally wasn't listing mine as better than the originals. (though in some cases they are)

Maybe I misunderstood, but you never know with this guy.

Thanks, brah.

*insert witty passive aggressive remark*

[zombie]

which four? and you should.

Cat People, Let Me In, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and Night of the Living Dead.

And eventually.

i meant you should feel bad about it, to be clear.

cat people is completely better than the original, so watch that even if none of the others.

[Jigsaw]

which four? and you should.

Cat People, Let Me In, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, and Night of the Living Dead.

And eventually.

i meant you should feel bad about it, to be clear.

cat people is completely better than the original, so watch that even if none of the others.

To be fair to me, I've not seen the original Cat People either. Just don't have as much an interest in that one as I do many of the other horror films from 1930-1950.

[Tiggnutz]

10. The Wolfman
9. Maniac
8. Night of the Demons
7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
6. Night of the Living Dead
5. The Fly
4. The Evil Dead
3. The Blob
2. Dawn of the Dead
1. The Thing

[zombie]

for some reason, this time, evil dead and maniac didn't even come to mind while i was ranking. both solid picks.

[Monster]

1. The Thing
2. Dawn of the Dead
3. Evil Dead
4. The Blob
5. The Hills Have Eyes
6. The Crazies
7. The Fly
8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
9. Let Me In
10. Silent Night

[showa58taro]

Didn't Jiggy have a rule about not watching any remakes.

[Jigsaw]

Didn't Jiggy have a rule about not watching any remakes.

In time, life changes like the sand to the tides.

[showa58taro]

Didn't Jiggy have a rule about not watching any remakes.

In time, life changes like the sand to the tides.

I suppose you also once liked Democrats and didn't do drugs.