November 22nd 2022

[Ava]

Good morning HMF!

Chugging coffee and trying to get going. Last day before five day weekend. WOOHOO! Did not watch the Walking Dead Finale. But I've read spoilers on it. Can't believe they are doing so many spinoffs. Today better not be filled with grumpy people. Not having it!

[Jmac Attack]

What's up! So....I auditioned for a band. Well....a band that is affiliated with a much bigger band. Green Jelly. Pronounced Jello. They were sued by Bill Cosby, so they spell it Jelly with umlauts over the Y, to make it an O pronunciation. Lmao.

Anyway, I'm the guitar player for a guy that goes by Fender Staxx. Here is one of the songs, called California Sux (parody of California Sun, Ramones version).

https://youtu.be/g5vyEjuBHKI

He is the best friend of Bill Manspeaker. Bill is the founder and runs Green Jello. They have the world book record of band members with over 1000. However, there are 6 main guys. Fender is one of them and is the guy who replaced Maynard from Tool on vocals. Maynard and Tools drummer are still in the band. I'm trying to get in that band. Right now, I might be re recording their classic Electric Harley House of Love. They told me to learn it and just be prepared.

D, you should follow the guy on Facebook. I probably won't make a post about when I play with them. Not sure yet. But I gotta come up with a name (Randy Loads is the front-runner) and maybe a mask. Or be a puppet lmao.

[Tiggnutz]

I saw Green Jelly in Virginia Beach in 1996

[Tiggnutz]

Getting the dental crown didn't suck that bad most annoying thing was listening to the dental assistants stomach growling for an hour.

[Slaughterhouserock]

What's up! So....I auditioned for a band. Well....a band that is affiliated with a much bigger band. Green Jelly. Pronounced Jello. They were sued by Bill Cosby, so they spell it Jelly with umlauts over the Y, to make it an O pronunciation. Lmao.

Anyway, I'm the guitar player for a guy that goes by Fender Staxx. Here is one of the songs, called California Sux (parody of California Sun, Ramones version).

https://youtu.be/g5vyEjuBHKI

He is the best friend of Bill Manspeaker. Bill is the founder and runs Green Jello. They have the world book record of band members with over 1000. However, there are 6 main guys. Fender is one of them and is the guy who replaced Maynard from Tool on vocals. Maynard and Tools drummer are still in the band. I'm trying to get in that band. Right now, I might be re recording their classic Electric Harley House of Love. They told me to learn it and just be prepared.

D, you should follow the guy on Facebook. I probably won't make a post about when I play with them. Not sure yet. But I gotta come up with a name (Randy Loads is the front-runner) and maybe a mask. Or be a puppet lmao.

Nice! I remember when they had to change their name and still think the Three Little Pigs song/video is great.

[Jmac Attack]

Yeah, that's Maynard singing the "not by the hair of my chiny chin chin" part lol. They seem like cool guys. I will say this.....the guy I'm playing for moved to Columbus because of how bad LA is with homeless and it being expensive etc (its in the video lol). He's thinking about moving back to LA. He said some things are worse here. Like car repairs. A $400 repair there costs $1600 here lol. Shit like that And we have homeless problems (throughout Ohio, not just big cities). But here we all are thinking it's a left or right thing haha. We're just suckers. Might as well play music, enjoy life, and watch it all burn down.

[Slaughterhouserock]

I've put up with alot of dumb shit in filling out applications, but this is a new one.



The fucked up part is that they just asked me to describe myself using the exact same list of words.

[Reign in Blood]

You gotta pick one from each? Just your regular moody, dispirited, temperamental, cynical, relentless, pessimistic, unruffled, self-centered, crisp sumabitch. Now give me the damn job!

[Slaughterhouserock]

You gotta pick one from each? Just your regular moody, dispirited, temperamental, cynical, relentless, pessimistic, unruffled, self-centered, crisp sumabitch. Now give me the damn job!

Pick all that apply. Seems idiotic, but I got another one that had me take a personality test to find my "needs, motivation, and leadership approach". I "need" a job. I'm "motivated" by having money to pay my bills. And my "leadership approach" is to fucking get shit done so I can go home.