MMA

[Reign in Blood]

Let's not devolve into complete hyperbole.

[Jason]

Some gifs to enjoy...














Then soared into Conor's trash-talking corner like the Eagle he is.

[Foo]

So it wasn't a choke, but like a neck crank?

[Jason]

So it wasn't a choke, but like a neck crank?

Yeah, something like that. I think he was in danger of having his jaw broken more than anything.

[Jason]

His nickname is The Eagle. Check out his leap into Conor's coaching corner from both angles.

[Headhunter]

What are we becoming? Remember when martial arts had respect deeply baked into them?

A sport casual viewers actually care about? That "respect" stuff was cute when 15 people wearing Tapout gear and listening to Limp Bizkit watched.

[Reign in Blood]

Title vs. Title match coming up, baby!

[Jason]

Who?

[Reign in Blood]

Your boy, Bones' Bitch versus my client, Brockkkkkk Lessssnar!

[Jason]

D.C. smashes anyone on planet Earth, right now.

[Reign in Blood]

You know damn well he'd never beat Jones.

[Jason]

Why not? He was beating Jones' roided up ass until he got clipped with that kick. Had he not been juiced to the gills (and he was on the heavy shit), he would not have had the energy to take the beating, nor the energy to throw that kick or the strength to throw it as hard as he did.

Guaranteed D.C. wins if they ever fight again. Jones is gonna get whooped by Gus anyway and everyone can finally shut up about him. Twice in his title run he's fought guys younger than 34. Gus, who many believe beat him, and Lol Saint Preux, where he looked like an OK fighter.

[Jason]

Holy shit.

[Reign in Blood]

Why is Money fighting a 12 year old boy?

[Jason]

Intro to MMA.

Ray Mercer KO'd Tim Sylvia back in the day. lol.

[Reign in Blood]

Apparently that boy has quite the Van Dammage legs, so if they let kicking into it, a lot harder for Money to run from.

[Jason]

Glad it isn't some wrestler who will just take Floyd down and beat the fuck out of him. Floyd would rather face a kickboxer than a wrestler for sure, but he's in a different world now.

[Jason]

So, Jones popped for Turinabol again. heavy steroid shit, and he has a rematch with Alexander Gustafsson in less than a week. The fight was moved from Las Vegas to Loss Angeles, because the California State Athletic Commission allowed the fight since there was only "trace amounts" in his system at the time of testing. Nevada refused. There are conflicting reports about turinabol and how long it stays in your system. He popped in July of last year and some say turinabol can stay in your system for that long, others say unless you're 60 years old with bum kidneys, there is no way it would stay in your system for that long.

Regardless, Jones will lose on Saturday if he doesn't pop again before then.

[Reign in Blood]

Not cool to move an entire card to another location. Should of just been Bones versus jabroni, would have sold the same amount anyways.

[Jason]

Gutchenson needs to put this bad dog to sleep tonight.

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