College Football

[Monster]

OU has a great QB. Alabama has a great team across the board. It's no surprise that OU can't score.

[Headhunter]

Kyler has been able to sit back and hold the ball all year, now Alabama's NT Williams is in his face immediately every other play. No way OU wins but I look forward to seeing how Kyler adjusts in the second half.

[Jason]

Wait, did you bet a G on the Sooners to win or to cover the spread?

[Headhunter]

Well, not straight up. Feel good about taking the points though.

[Headhunter]

Absolutely moronic of Oklahoma to kick FGs in a game like this. They've spent the last hour cutting a three score deficit to a smaller three score deficit. Just dumb football. Riley also screwed himself out of an opportunity when getting 3 (end of first half) would have actually made sense. Wtf

[Jason]

For some reason I read 38.5 as the spread and was like (wtf) and got all confused. I'm drunk.

[Jason]

Absolutely moronic of Oklahoma to kick FGs in a game like this. They've spent the last hour cutting a three score deficit to a smaller three score deficit. Just dumb football. Riley also screwed himself out of an opportunity when getting 3 (end of first half) would have actually made sense. Wtf

Vance Joseph's illegtimate son confirmed.

[Headhunter]

For some reason I read 38.5 as the spread and was like (wtf) and got all confused. I'm drunk.

Me too. 31-20 now. Our win was never in doubt!

[Reign in Blood]

Zombie apocalypse, everybody die now.

[Headhunter]

Sometimes live betting feels like cheating but I'll take the +38.5 insurance.

[Headhunter]

Oh and that was a big boy play by Kyler.

[Headhunter]

Alright we're going to need 1, maybe 2 more Kyler touchdowns. Buckle up, cupcakes.

[Jason]

Dude at the bar just came walking out of the pisser like Richard Pryor in Stir Crazy when he was trying to be "bad". Lol

[Monster]

These no calls are really quite amazing.

[Headhunter]

Fuck, we're gonna need one more Oklahoma TD to get this done, boys.

[Jason]

Refs got it in against Headuardo?

[Jason]

Referees are scum, and I will stand by this forever. Take from me this: Shady shit tends to happen when the spread is close.

[Headhunter]

We got this shit. Just don't let a breakaway run get through here and I'll have cleaned up tonight.

[Headhunter]

Clemson. WIN
Under. WIN
Oklahoma. WIN
Oklahoma +38.5. WIN
Under. WIN

I love football, I love gambling and most importantly I love each and every one of you. Drink up, faggots!

[Monster]

Congrats, Head. I'm glad OU showed up. Best I could hope for.