2019 HMF fantasy football

[showa58taro]

Dallas New England is a damp squib so far for me.

[showa58taro]

My Gay kicker got me 0.5 points. I finally let him out the closet and that was his big coming out, how lovely, the fuck.

It's because gay kickers can't kick straight.

Lol.

[Headhunter]

Derrick Henry's upper body does not move at all when he runs

[Jmac Attack]

Sam Darnold got me mad points this week! Rest of my team can go fuck themselves though.

[Headhunter]

Leonard Fournette and Derrick Henry scoring explosion in the last hour. Love it.

[Reign in Blood]

Leonard Fournette and Derrick Henry scoring explosion in the last hour. Love it.

Exploiting bums is still a crime.

[Headhunter]

My Gay kicker got me 0.5 points. I finally let him out the closet and that was his big coming out, how lovely, the fuck.

It's almost impressive that you managed to get 1.2 points from a combination of 5 starters.

[showa58taro]

That’s insane.

[showa58taro]

Also a complete by the by, but when they said Joey Slye was kicking I genuinely assumed they had nicknamed a kid named Joseph Sylvester. Turns out, no.

[Jason]

[Headhunter]

Lamar’s incredible.

[Tiggnutz]

Lamar’s incredible.

I've never seen anything like it not even Vick

[Headhunter]

Lamar’s incredible.

I've never seen anything like it not even Vick

Lamar right now feels like a combo of Vick as a passer with Philly and Vick as a runner with Atlanta. Probably the biggest difference comes down to work ethic and character though. Mike could have been great. Lamar has put in the work.

[Reign in Blood]

My Gay kicker got me 0.5 points. I finally let him out the closet and that was his big coming out, how lovely, the fuck.

It's almost impressive that you managed to get 1.2 points from a combination of 5 starters.

That’s insane.

And none of them are the ones that went on IR. So there's a 6th motherfucker out there that decided to go tits up right after those stellar performances. FML

[showa58taro]

My Gay kicker got me 0.5 points. I finally let him out the closet and that was his big coming out, how lovely, the fuck.

It's almost impressive that you managed to get 1.2 points from a combination of 5 starters.

That’s insane.

And none of them are the ones that went on IR. So there's a 6th motherfucker out there that decided to go tits up right after those stellar performances. FML

Amari being goose egged is pretty rare at least. But still. Damn.

[Jason]

I wouldn't compare Lamar to Vick, really.

[Headhunter]

Couldn't be a worse start and game scripts don't favor my players either. Gonna be near even at the top with four weeks to go, as it should be. Can't remember a more fun race.

[Tiggnutz]

39 degrees and pouring rain miserable weather to be at the game

[Tiggnutz]

Pass interference Challenge flag is ridiculous they dont even overturn obvious shit

[Jason]

You're at the game?