2019 HMF fantasy football

[Tiggnutz]

You're at the game?

Hell no

[showa58taro]

Exciting games. Really wish I’d opted for Deebo Samuel over sodding Crowder.

[showa58taro]

Ravens win. Big big game.

[showa58taro]

Christ. How is Alvin Kamara this fucking shit this year. Biggest bust by a country mile.

[Headhunter]

Jameis Winston is such a beautiful train wreck of a football player. Probably gets me 50+ if not for all his moronic mistakes.

[showa58taro]

Jameis Winston is such a beautiful train wreck of a football player. Probably gets me 50+ if not for all his moronic mistakes.

Pretty nuts. Guy seems to have massive upside plus a massive downside.

Really annoyed that Evans is out with hamstring. Presume that ends his year.

[Headhunter]

Jameis Winston is such a beautiful train wreck of a football player. Probably gets me 50+ if not for all his moronic mistakes.

Pretty nuts. Guy seems to have massive upside plus a massive downside.

Really annoyed that Evans is out with hamstring. Presume that ends his year.

He's almost on pace for a 30 TD, 30 INT season. Would be hilarious.

Yeah, tore the hammy on the TD. That really sucks.

[showa58taro]

Jameis Winston is such a beautiful train wreck of a football player. Probably gets me 50+ if not for all his moronic mistakes.

Pretty nuts. Guy seems to have massive upside plus a massive downside.

Really annoyed that Evans is out with hamstring. Presume that ends his year.

He's almost on pace for a 30 TD, 30 INT season. Would be hilarious.

Yeah, tore the hammy on the TD. That really sucks.

Think I’m limping into second. Just can’t get a big game from my guys. Chubb, Kamara, Watson, just nobody coming up monster. Shame not to keep it closer but you’ve had the better squad last few weeks.

[Headhunter]

Jameis Winston is such a beautiful train wreck of a football player. Probably gets me 50+ if not for all his moronic mistakes.

Pretty nuts. Guy seems to have massive upside plus a massive downside.

Really annoyed that Evans is out with hamstring. Presume that ends his year.

He's almost on pace for a 30 TD, 30 INT season. Would be hilarious.

Yeah, tore the hammy on the TD. That really sucks.

Think I’m limping into second. Just can’t get a big game from my guys. Chubb, Kamara, Watson, just nobody coming up monster. Shame not to keep it closer but you’ve had the better squad last few weeks.

Does look like I'll be extending my lead this week. If you have one more monster week in you, could make things interesting. But my squad has a pretty high floor with so many productive running backs, so it's going to be tough.

[showa58taro]

Jameis Winston is such a beautiful train wreck of a football player. Probably gets me 50+ if not for all his moronic mistakes.

Pretty nuts. Guy seems to have massive upside plus a massive downside.

Really annoyed that Evans is out with hamstring. Presume that ends his year.

He's almost on pace for a 30 TD, 30 INT season. Would be hilarious.

Yeah, tore the hammy on the TD. That really sucks.

Think I’m limping into second. Just can’t get a big game from my guys. Chubb, Kamara, Watson, just nobody coming up monster. Shame not to keep it closer but you’ve had the better squad last few weeks.

Does look like I'll be extending my lead this week. If you have one more monster week in you, could make things interesting. But my squad has a pretty high floor with so many productive running backs, so it's going to be tough.

I’ll keep trying to pick my best squads, but I’m not feeling hopeful. Just not got the ceilings you have when I’ve got these assclowns not performing week in and week out.

[Headhunter]

Raiders defense is one of the worst I’ve ever seen.

[Tiggnutz]

Officiating in this Pats Chiefs game has been appalling just hideous.

[Headhunter]

Christ. How is Alvin Kamara this fucking shit this year. Biggest bust by a country mile.

Is he hurt? In September-October, the guy was the bane of my fantasy existence. TD machine and it's impossible to get him on the ground. Unbelievable skill to keep his feet. Watching him today, he looks like just a guy.

[showa58taro]

Christ. How is Alvin Kamara this fucking shit this year. Biggest bust by a country mile.

Is he hurt? In September-October, the guy was the bane of my fantasy existence. TD machine and it's impossible to get him on the ground. Unbelievable skill to keep his feet. Watching him today, he looks like just a guy.

He was out with a high ankle sprain for a few weeks. Could still be a thing I guess. But that was a while back.

[Headhunter]

I guess I'm misremembering or thinking of last year, he only has 2 TDs all year. What in the world

[Headhunter]

Christ. How is Alvin Kamara this fucking shit this year. Biggest bust by a country mile.

Is he hurt? In September-October, the guy was the bane of my fantasy existence. TD machine and it's impossible to get him on the ground. Unbelievable skill to keep his feet. Watching him today, he looks like just a guy.

He was out with a high ankle sprain for a few weeks. Could still be a thing I guess. But that was a while back.

Yeah, those can be low key killers though. You can come back and play after a few weeks but you're not going to be the same until you have a full offseason of rest. I remember Champ Bailey got one of those in the preseason one year and never looked right even after sitting for a month.

[Headhunter]

Jameis Winston: 27 touchdowns, 32 turnovers


That is fucking incredible. Dude plays football like Brett Favre on LSD.

[Headhunter]

The 32 NFL teams won't give Kaepernick a shot, but The Headmeisters will.

Welcome aboard, Colin.

[Headhunter]

Tried to sign Tebow but that prima donna asked for a care package of hookers, blow and a private jet. We're an organization of principles so we told Tim to take a hike.

(He's not available in the Yahoo database.)

[showa58taro]

Lol.