MOTM June 2021: Blood Fest & The Stepfather

[Ava]

They should have sold tickets to be the peeps with the chainsaws!

[Reign in Blood]

Pissing my fucking pants.

[Tiggnutz]

He's armed himself with a rolled up paper

[Reign in Blood]

I'd go to vamp camp.

[Reign in Blood]

That's actually a good retort, I make them.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

I'm not the only one that's noticed the red light on the camera in that room, right?

[Reign in Blood]

Go fuck yourself.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

What if you're naked AND alone with a doll? Do they cancel each other out?

[Reign in Blood]

Monster Squad!

[Reign in Blood]

What if you're naked AND alone with a doll? Do they cancel each other out?

No, both are violations. You're now double fucked.

[Ava]

Why would a zombie burp?

[DancesWithWerewolves]

What if you're naked AND alone with a doll? Do they cancel each other out?

No, both are violations. You're now double fucked.

Better be a memorable death if that's the case

[Reign in Blood]

Dude got double cock blocked. His chick has been dorked and now doomed to die.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Must be a coincidence writer/director/gamemaster Owen Edgerton *looks* related to Joel Edgerton, I didn't see anything in his IMDB profile that says if they're connected.

[Reign in Blood]

Why would a zombie burp?

They eat

[Reign in Blood]

No saves dickshine.

[Reign in Blood]

I want to see the Yeti!

[DancesWithWerewolves]

lol, that was a good speech ending with "The clowns I got off Craig's List"

[Tiggnutz]

Why would a zombie burp?

They eat

Acid reflux

[Reign in Blood]

The clowns I found on Craigslist.