Snake Eyes (GI JOE)

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Snake Eyes (GI JOE)

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So he doesn't wear a mask, he can talk, and he's Asian now. Okay. I assume it's an origin story so the first two make sense. But that mother fucker had blond hair and blue eyes. Minor detail, but could you imagine the uproar if Stormshadow was played by a wasp? Samara Weaving plays Scarlett. So I'm in regardless.
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Just realized the subtitle is "GI JOE Origins". So my assumption warrants a "No shit".
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You want to hear something that's almost funny?

I saw a good portion of this trailer, and I just assumed it was the Shang-Chi movie that the MCU is doing. When it finally got to the end and I saw "Snake Eyes," I thought "what the fuck is that?"
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Jigsaw wrote:You want to hear something that's almost funny?

I saw a good portion of this trailer, and I just assumed it was the Shang-Chi movie that the MCU is doing. When it finally got to the end and I saw "Snake Eyes," I thought "what the fuck is that?"
Well, they're both marvel movies and will likely be indistinguishable. Aside from Samara Weaving anyway.
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