2019 HMF fantasy football

[Jason]

Jomboy's take can definitely unite us all. :p

[Reign in Blood]

-Rudolph is a total candyass weasel. Who needs to understand his real place in the fucking food chain.
-Banning Garrett indefinitely is the right move
-If his skull was caved in or otherwise injured, we might be talking criminal charges/cops. But it's a no blood no foul situation, there's a lot of grown men out there getting paid a lot of money to handle this.

[showa58taro]

Broncos are watching the Kaepernick workout. I would love nothing more than him joining Denver and starting.

Kaep scorned Elway when he wouldn't slash his salary by 70% to join the Broncos. They are doing it to save face, like every other team.

Probably. Just saying it would be fun for Jason.

[showa58taro]

-Rudolph is a total candyass weasel. Who needs to understand his real place in the fucking food chain.
-Banning Garrett indefinitely is the right move
-If his skull was caved in or otherwise injured, we might be talking criminal charges/cops. But it's a no blood no foul situation, there's a lot of grown men out there getting paid a lot of money to handle this.

This and only this.

[Jmac Attack]

-Rudolph is a total candyass weasel. Who needs to understand his real place in the fucking food chain.
-Banning Garrett indefinitely is the right move
-If his skull was caved in or otherwise injured, we might be talking criminal charges/cops. But it's a no blood no foul situation, there's a lot of grown men out there getting paid a lot of money to handle this.

This and only this.

Ditto.

[Headhunter]

Saw some video of Kaepernick's workout. Still got a cannon. The Pats should sign him and use him as a scout team QB to prepare for the Ravens in the playoffs. Would make a lot of sense.

[Reign in Blood]

Iza watch when his compadre Timothy Bartholomew Tebow gets his workout.

[Headhunter]

He doesn't want a workout. He's finding his way in the minors. Not a bad career and he'll probably get some call ups to sell tickets at some point.

[Headhunter]

If Tim wanted to get the most out of his gifts, he would become the face of USA Rugby. He could work his way into a legitimate rugby star. Has everything you look for in a rugger.

[Jason]

I think Kaep can throw a 95 mph fastball. He's only 29 or 30 I think. The potential is still there. As far as the Pats, Marcus Mariota would fit right in as Brady's replacement.

Tebow was gonna get called up to the majors in 2019 but he had an injury setback. Maybe 2020...

[Jason]

Bengals baby!!!!!! I have never felt so good about a loss. I picked them to go 5-11. I'm thinking 9-7. Our D line is out of this world.

Hehe. Sorry, J-Mac...

[showa58taro]

Bengals baby!!!!!! I have never felt so good about a loss. I picked them to go 5-11. I'm thinking 9-7. Our D line is out of this world.

Hehe. Sorry, J-Mac...

Wow

That’s ice cold.

[Headhunter]

I think Kaep can throw a 95 mph fastball. He's only 29 or 30 I think. The potential is still there. As far as the Pats, Marcus Mariota would fit right in as Brady's replacement.

Tebow was gonna get called up to the majors in 2019 but he had an injury setback. Maybe 2020...

Tebow looks maxed out as a productive AA hitter. Numbers have fallen off a cliff at the AAA level.

[showa58taro]

Lay off the lad, his dog died.

[Headhunter]

So, did the NFL try to pull a fast one on Keep this weekend? His attorneys advised him not to sign the workout waiver, which is why they ended up moving locations. What did they not want their client to sign?

Couple things that made Kaep look good this weekend (but probably won't matter): First thing: Hundreds of people showed up at both locations to support Kaep. Two mangy looking old dudes protested, in total. Second, the NFL barred the media and film crews from their location. Kaep asked the media to film the practice and post it on social media. Who can argue against transparency here? So what's the NFL's deal with that?

[showa58taro]

I thought they wanted to control the film footage shot in the main?

[Headhunter]

Yeah, would have been the Falcons' film crew. I think they could have compromised at using their film crew if the media had been allowed to attend, but they weren't. So it was going to be NFL people controlling any possible narrative.

The NFL's response letter that day basically pretended Kaepernick didn't hold any workout at all, treated the entire thing as a missed job interview. No acknowledgement of 7 teams being represented by scouts at the workout that did take place. This entire story is so bizarre, that this workout was going to take place at all. If teams are interested, they can bring him in for a visit any time they want.

[Reign in Blood]

Inmates running the asylum with that shit.

[Reign in Blood]

And are Kaep's new shoes for real? Him with the fro? That's the new air jordans.

[Headhunter]

And are Kaep's new shoes for real? Him with the fro? That's the new air jordans.

Nike prints money with anything they do that's Kaep-related. I'm sure some kicks are on the way and they'll sell a lot.

Right now Nike should be doing everything in their power to build a brand around Lamar while he's healthy and dominating. Every kid is going to want to be him but there's a shelf life.