How to be political

[Jmac Attack]

I can’t speak for Ocasio-Cortez but I’d give myself 5-1 odds I could woo her.

Not if you're a white male.
(So you're tellin' me there's a chance)
No.

Dick’s dick and I’m sometimes witty. 5-1.

What's hysterical, is her actual boyfriend since college is really really white and nerdy. Lmfao. Yeah.....I looked him up.

[Jason]

I can’t speak for Ocasio-Cortez but I’d give myself 5-1 odds I could woo her.

Not if you're a white male.
(So you're tellin' me there's a chance)
No.

Dick’s dick and I’m sometimes witty. 5-1.

Well she's an idiot and wouldn't pick up on it, anyway. You're just gonna have to pussy yourself out.

Good cuck. I mean good luck.

[Jmac Attack]

I've never seen Jason think a chicks hot except for really white girls (which is absolutely fine). But assumes ol' hottie Alexandria won't date white dudes haha. Funny irony is funny.

[Headhunter]

lmao J-Mac cooking up something fierce!

[Jason]

I've never seen Jason think a chicks hot except for really white girls (which is absolutely fine). But assumes ol' hottie Alexandria won't date white dudes haha. Funny irony is funny.

I am generally more attracted to white girls, if I'm being honest.

[Headhunter]

I can’t speak for Ocasio-Cortez but I’d give myself 5-1 odds I could woo her.

Not if you're a white male.
(So you're tellin' me there's a chance)
No.

Dick’s dick and I’m sometimes witty. 5-1.

Well she's an idiot and wouldn't pick up on it, anyway. You're just gonna have to pussy yourself out.

Good cuck. I mean good luck.

I'm too busy trying to fuck Case Keenum's ugly wife anyway. My projects never overlap because I respect women.

[Jason]

I can’t speak for Ocasio-Cortez but I’d give myself 5-1 odds I could woo her.

Not if you're a white male.
(So you're tellin' me there's a chance)
No.

Dick’s dick and I’m sometimes witty. 5-1.

What's hysterical, is her actual boyfriend since college is really really white and nerdy. Lmfao. Yeah.....I looked him up.

If Head out-cucks her bf he really might have a chance.

[Headhunter]

Mixed girls >>>

[Jason]

I've reached the age where personality has surpassed looks. She obviously has to look good, but if she's retarded or uppity I won't even consider it.

[Headhunter]

I've reached the age where personality has surpassed looks. She obviously has to look good, but if she's retarded or uppity I won't even consider it.

I dated a 25 year old this year who was batshit crazy, kinda sorta stupid and very batshit crazy but also extreeeeeeeemely sexy so I haven't learned anything

[Jason]

Getting fucked (over) in two bad relationships has helped me to grow wiser at a faster pace in the dating game than I would have had the breakups ended on good terms. Made me better, I am grateful for that god damn bull shit that happened now.

[Jmac Attack]

I've never seen Jason think a chicks hot except for really white girls (which is absolutely fine). But assumes ol' hottie Alexandria won't date white dudes haha. Funny irony is funny.

I am generally more attracted to white girls, if I'm being honest.

Nothing wrong with that. We're all different. Just giving ya shit lol.

[Jason]

I've never seen Jason think a chicks hot except for really white girls (which is absolutely fine). But assumes ol' hottie Alexandria won't date white dudes haha. Funny irony is funny.

I am generally more attracted to white girls, if I'm being honest.

Nothing wrong with that. We're all different. Just giving ya shit lol.

Thanks, you black asshole. <3

[Headhunter]

I wish I'd gotten a crack at this chick's (half) black asshole but she wasn't down

[Headhunter]

But that's just as well as I've never actually successfully penetrated a butthole. Tried twice and gave up

[Jason]

Good sweet lovin. Just ram it in there.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

But that's just as well as I've never actually successfully penetrated a butthole. Tried twice and gave up

Really? I did so drunkenly by accident. Wasn't aware I was in there till after the fact.

[Jason]

[Headhunter]

But that's just as well as I've never actually successfully penetrated a butthole. Tried twice and gave up

Really? I did so drunkenly by accident. Wasn't aware I was in there till after the fact.

I've wrong-holed it by accident a few times of course and been re-directed but never actually got in there

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Yeah, she didn't do a good job letting me know it was the wrong hole so I went all the way home