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Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:14 pm
by Jmac Attack
Headhunter wrote:
Jason wrote:
Headhunter wrote:I can’t speak for Ocasio-Cortez but I’d give myself 5-1 odds I could woo her.
Not if you're a white male.
(So you're tellin' me there's a chance)
No.
Dick’s dick and I’m sometimes witty. 5-1.
What's hysterical, is her actual boyfriend since college is really really white and nerdy. Lmfao. Yeah.....I looked him up.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:15 pm
by Jason
Headhunter wrote:
Jason wrote:
Headhunter wrote:I can’t speak for Ocasio-Cortez but I’d give myself 5-1 odds I could woo her.
Not if you're a white male.
(So you're tellin' me there's a chance)
No.
Dick’s dick and I’m sometimes witty. 5-1.
Well she's an idiot and wouldn't pick up on it, anyway. You're just gonna have to pussy yourself out.

Good cuck. I mean good luck.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:17 pm
by Jmac Attack
I've never seen Jason think a chicks hot except for really white girls (which is absolutely fine). But assumes ol' hottie Alexandria won't date white dudes haha. Funny irony is funny.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:20 pm
by Headhunter
lmao J-Mac cooking up something fierce!

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:20 pm
by Jason
Jmac Attack wrote:I've never seen Jason think a chicks hot except for really white girls (which is absolutely fine). But assumes ol' hottie Alexandria won't date white dudes haha. Funny irony is funny.
I am generally more attracted to white girls, if I'm being honest.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:22 pm
by Headhunter
Jason wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Jason wrote:
Headhunter wrote:I can’t speak for Ocasio-Cortez but I’d give myself 5-1 odds I could woo her.
Not if you're a white male.
(So you're tellin' me there's a chance)
No.
Dick’s dick and I’m sometimes witty. 5-1.
Well she's an idiot and wouldn't pick up on it, anyway. You're just gonna have to pussy yourself out.

Good cuck. I mean good luck.
I'm too busy trying to fuck Case Keenum's ugly wife anyway. My projects never overlap because I respect women.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:23 pm
by Jason
Jmac Attack wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Jason wrote:
Headhunter wrote:I can’t speak for Ocasio-Cortez but I’d give myself 5-1 odds I could woo her.
Not if you're a white male.
(So you're tellin' me there's a chance)
No.
Dick’s dick and I’m sometimes witty. 5-1.
What's hysterical, is her actual boyfriend since college is really really white and nerdy. Lmfao. Yeah.....I looked him up.
If Head out-cucks her bf he really might have a chance.

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Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:23 pm
by Headhunter
Mixed girls >>>

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:30 pm
by Jason
I've reached the age where personality has surpassed looks. She obviously has to look good, but if she's retarded or uppity I won't even consider it.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:31 pm
by Headhunter
Jason wrote:I've reached the age where personality has surpassed looks. She obviously has to look good, but if she's retarded or uppity I won't even consider it.
I dated a 25 year old this year who was batshit crazy, kinda sorta stupid and very batshit crazy but also extreeeeeeeemely sexy so I haven't learned anything

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:35 pm
by Jason
Getting fucked (over) in two bad relationships has helped me to grow wiser at a faster pace in the dating game than I would have had the breakups ended on good terms. Made me better, I am grateful for that god damn bull shit that happened now.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:37 pm
by Jmac Attack
Jason wrote:
Jmac Attack wrote:I've never seen Jason think a chicks hot except for really white girls (which is absolutely fine). But assumes ol' hottie Alexandria won't date white dudes haha. Funny irony is funny.
I am generally more attracted to white girls, if I'm being honest.
Nothing wrong with that. We're all different. Just giving ya shit lol.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:38 pm
by Jason
Jmac Attack wrote:
Jason wrote:
Jmac Attack wrote:I've never seen Jason think a chicks hot except for really white girls (which is absolutely fine). But assumes ol' hottie Alexandria won't date white dudes haha. Funny irony is funny.
I am generally more attracted to white girls, if I'm being honest.
Nothing wrong with that. We're all different. Just giving ya shit lol.
Thanks, you black asshole. <3

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:40 pm
by Headhunter
I wish I'd gotten a crack at this chick's (half) black asshole but she wasn't down

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:43 pm
by Headhunter
But that's just as well as I've never actually successfully penetrated a butthole. Tried twice and gave up

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:47 pm
by Jason
Good sweet lovin. Just ram it in there.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:01 pm
by DancesWithWerewolves
Headhunter wrote:But that's just as well as I've never actually successfully penetrated a butthole. Tried twice and gave up
Really? I did so drunkenly by accident. Wasn't aware I was in there till after the fact.

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:10 pm
by Jason
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Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:12 pm
by Headhunter
DancesWithWerewolves wrote:
Headhunter wrote:But that's just as well as I've never actually successfully penetrated a butthole. Tried twice and gave up
Really? I did so drunkenly by accident. Wasn't aware I was in there till after the fact.
I've wrong-holed it by accident a few times of course and been re-directed but never actually got in there

Re: How to be political

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:22 pm
by DancesWithWerewolves
Yeah, she didn't do a good job letting me know it was the wrong hole so I went all the way home :P