MMA

[Jason]

When Holly headkick KO'd Bethe Correia.

Figured I'd make a quick meme.

[Jason]

Big fights this weekend.

[Reign in Blood]

I think they got royally screwed by the fucking Mayweather-McGregor hype train. I know plenty that would ordinarily at least plan to go to the bar for this be all "whaaa, it's this weekend?".

[Jason]

Yeah, you kind of have to dig around to get to the Cormier-Jones promos. There are three title fights on that fucking card. Plus Lawler vs. Cerrone. Amazing stuff.

They'd rather watch two people talk shit like 3rd graders for the next month.

[Jason]

Cormier, UD.
Woodley, KO/TKO
Cyborg, KO/TKO
Lawler, UD
Manuwa, KO/TKO

[Reign in Blood]

Cormier, UD.

I lol'd.

[Reign in Blood]

Bones looking good.

[Reign in Blood]

Round 1 DC

[Reign in Blood]

Round 2 DC

[Reign in Blood]

Ans just like that, Bones is back to being King. Hahaha

[Jason]

He was getting his ass kicked the entire fight before Cormier got caught. Jones yet again with the eye pokes and groin shots.

[Reign in Blood]

Uh oh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_26EoonHs

It's true, it's damn true!

[Jason]

Jones is talking shit because Brock has no interest in coming back to the UFC at all.

Jones also has a pattern of beating guys over the age of 35. The only fights he's ever been in when guys are under 35, he arguably lost (Gustafsson) and looked like total shit (OSP).

[Reign in Blood]

He was getting his ass kicked the entire fight before Cormier got caught. Jones yet again with the eye pokes and groin shots.

You're out of your fucking mind with that last shit. Yes, DC was winning until Bones fucking killed, it's why we call this bloodsport, kid. A good head kick like that will take down the best of any man.

[Reign in Blood]

Jones is talking shit because Brock has no interest in coming back to the UFC at all.

Jones also has a pattern of beating guys over the age of 35. The only fights he's ever been in when guys are under 35, he arguably lost (Gustafsson) and looked like total shit (OSP).

He has plenty interest, Brock is all about money. You could get him dressed as a clown for a kids' birthday party you pay him enough.

So what? White needs to book better, eh?

[Jason]

He was getting his ass kicked the entire fight before Cormier got caught. Jones yet again with the eye pokes and groin shots.

You're out of your fucking mind with that last shit. Yes, DC was winning until Bones fucking killed, it's why we call this bloodsport, kid. A good head kick like that will take down the best of any man.

This is a pattern of Jones. Literally every fight he has kicked guys in the groin and poked them in the eye. Multiple times in one fight in many instances. Happened again with D.C. And he's never gotten a point taken away. Those oblique kicks to the knee are also illegal in California, but Jones threw about 30 of those. Ref clearly didn't realize that is against the rules.

[Jason]

Jones is talking shit because Brock has no interest in coming back to the UFC at all.

Jones also has a pattern of beating guys over the age of 35. The only fights he's ever been in when guys are under 35, he arguably lost (Gustafsson) and looked like total shit (OSP).

He has plenty interest, Brock is all about money. You could get him dressed as a clown for a kids' birthday party you pay him enough.

So what? White needs to book better, eh?

Gimme one year to get into fight shape and a full camp and I will beat Jon Jones.

[Reign in Blood]

He was getting his ass kicked the entire fight before Cormier got caught. Jones yet again with the eye pokes and groin shots.

You're out of your fucking mind with that last shit. Yes, DC was winning until Bones fucking killed, it's why we call this bloodsport, kid. A good head kick like that will take down the best of any man.

This is a pattern of Jones. Literally every fight he has kicked guys in the groin and poked them in the eye. Multiple times in one fight in many instances. Happened again with D.C. And he's never gotten a point taken away. Those oblique kicks to the knee are also illegal in California, but Jones threw about 30 of those. Ref clearly didn't realize that is against the rules.

The fuck... Yeah, I didn't know a typical MMA technique was illegal in your favorite state either. And while I know Bones is known for it, I didn't see all these eye-pokes and groin shots in this fight. Shut up, it was a good back and forth fight until DC got caught. I thought you loved a good head kick.

[Reign in Blood]

Jones is talking shit because Brock has no interest in coming back to the UFC at all.

Jones also has a pattern of beating guys over the age of 35. The only fights he's ever been in when guys are under 35, he arguably lost (Gustafsson) and looked like total shit (OSP).

He has plenty interest, Brock is all about money. You could get him dressed as a clown for a kids' birthday party you pay him enough.

So what? White needs to book better, eh?

Gimme one year to get into fight shape and a full camp and I will beat Jon Jones.

Stahp.

[Jason]

He was getting his ass kicked the entire fight before Cormier got caught. Jones yet again with the eye pokes and groin shots.

You're out of your fucking mind with that last shit. Yes, DC was winning until Bones fucking killed, it's why we call this bloodsport, kid. A good head kick like that will take down the best of any man.

This is a pattern of Jones. Literally every fight he has kicked guys in the groin and poked them in the eye. Multiple times in one fight in many instances. Happened again with D.C. And he's never gotten a point taken away. Those oblique kicks to the knee are also illegal in California, but Jones threw about 30 of those. Ref clearly didn't realize that is against the rules.

The fuck... Yeah, I didn't know a typical MMA technique was illegal in your favorite state either. And while I know Bones is known for it, I didn't see all these eye-pokes and groin shots in this fight. Shut up, it was a good back and forth fight until DC got caught. I thought you loved a good head kick.

Not when it's delivered by a human turd. I also don't like seeing the guy with the poorest performance come out with the W.

Rooting hard for D.C. Dude is fuckin' 40 and was putting a hurtin' on the most god-given athletic talent in MMA history in his prime, all with a fucking minus 12 inch reach.