August 3rd 2018

[DancesWithWerewolves]

I don't want to know what the meaning of life is, I just want to know why they knock on doors in The Fog. Seriously...WHY KNOCK if they are only going to bust down the door?
*watching The Fog*

Maybe they knock early on because they're not as powerful, but as they consume more of the lives they intended on taking, they are more powerful where doors aren't as much of a problem?

Possibly.
Because they knock with her son/babysitter and with the weatherman yet at the end the fog goes under the door and they are there. Or that PLUS the return of the gold? They gots the POWAH!!!

Mhmm.

The real answer is John didn't care about specifics, he only cared about the atmosphere. The knocking was spooky at the time, but needed to ramp it up for the climax.

He was too busy with Adrienne for specifics.

Bowchickachicka

[Reign in Blood]

A poor schlub homeless dude could be dying having his organs hanging in the breeze, I'll come along with a full first aid kit ready to help him, Dream would push me the fuck out the way preaching "super glue!".

[Jmac Attack]

A poor schlub homeless dude could be dying having his organs hanging in the breeze, I'll come along with a full first aid kit ready to help him, Dream would push me the fuck out the way preaching "super glue!".

And I would be playing Carpenter songs while D paints this picture. (With some Slayer and Metallica requests, of course)

[Reign in Blood]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

[Jmac Attack]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Spiders and snakes don't freak me out. My biggest fear is roaches. I heard that down in Florida, they have flying roaches. As big as the sun. Fuck. That. Shit.

[Reign in Blood]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Spiders and snakes don't freak me out. My biggest fear is roaches. I heard that down in Florida, they have flying roaches. As big as the sun. Fuck. That. Shit.

I'd kill them too.

[Dream]

A poor schlub homeless dude could be dying having his organs hanging in the breeze, I'll come along with a full first aid kit ready to help him, Dream would push me the fuck out the way preaching "super glue!".

excuse you, my first aid kit also has neosporin+pain, gloves, tweezers and gauze pads as well!


Also, I'm pretty sure both of us should just call 911 before even touching said dude.

[Dream]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Most "spider bites" are actually staph infections that get misdiagnosed

[Dream]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Spiders and snakes don't freak me out. My biggest fear is roaches. I heard that down in Florida, they have flying roaches. As big as the sun. Fuck. That. Shit.

They hiss, they fly, and they are about as big as a pinky finger.

They are the reason (along with the heat/humidity/sunlight) I will never step-foot in Florida again.

[Dream]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Spiders and snakes don't freak me out. My biggest fear is roaches. I heard that down in Florida, they have flying roaches. As big as the sun. Fuck. That. Shit.

I get mad when people kill snakes too. Killing off their natural predators is how you end up with rodent infestations.

[Jason]

What an up and down week.

So we get news that our fiance visa has been accepted by the US government after waiting 8 months. So we have to schedule an interview with the consulate in Ecuador, and they have a list of things she needs, like medical tests, documents, etc. Among the things listed is a visa that does not expire within 1 year. Her Visa expires next july. So we figure since they are requiring a year, and we are inside of a year, one should be able to renew.

Well, if you are outside of 6 months, they will not renew. Awful.

First off, let me say thanks that you made her "our fiance". I will share our beauty with the upmost love and respect, whenever you're not around (and luckily that's often, busy man!). Secondly, that is absolutely awful, specify 6 months or a year cockbreaths! If there's no real breathing room for a deadline, then get real. Hate to hear that, my good man.

So, I may or may not have promised a trip to Venezuela if we got further delayed. :p

So, standing out like a sore thumb, I get to go to one of the most dangerous places on earth. White as can be, obviously traveling, very large compared to the locals...

BTW, you are not supposed to linger around certain spots where they dump trash, because lots of murdered people get dumped there and if they see you, they will probably kill you and throw you on the pile. Our government has warned americans to not travel there...

I heard Venezuela is now on track to hit 1,000,000% inflation this year.

[Reign in Blood]

A poor schlub homeless dude could be dying having his organs hanging in the breeze, I'll come along with a full first aid kit ready to help him, Dream would push me the fuck out the way preaching "super glue!".

excuse you, my first aid kit also has neosporin+pain, gloves, tweezers and gauze pads as well!


Also, I'm pretty sure both of us should just call 911 before even touching said dude.

I was just gonna let you super glue him and be like fuck it.

[Reign in Blood]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Most "spider bites" are actually staph infections that get misdiagnosed

Fucking staph infection, bah! J, get me the more you know rainbow!

[Jason]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

They smell fear, you pussy.

[Jason]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Spiders and snakes don't freak me out. My biggest fear is roaches. I heard that down in Florida, they have flying roaches. As big as the sun. Fuck. That. Shit.

We got them here in California. They're clumsy as fuck, though. Which makes it worse. They'll fly right into you because they suck at flying. I don't have to worry about this though, because when roach season comes along, I am John Goodman in Arachnophobia, mother fuckers.

[Jason]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Most "spider bites" are actually staph infections that get misdiagnosed

Fucking staph infection, bah! J, get me the more you know rainbow!

There's a "The More You Know" rainbow gif that says "You Don't Know Shit", but I haven't been able to find it for years.

[Reign in Blood]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

They smell fear, you pussy.

That' must be why it's 1000000000000000000 Reign - 0 Spiders.

[Reign in Blood]

You know what another timeless Dream and Reign argument is? Spiders! A friend's daughter just got hospitalized by being bitten by those sons of bitches in the still of the night, sleeping in her bed. Good for nothing! Dream and others say, spiders are good for eating other insects and pests and such... You know what is also not allowed in my house and I will kill at will? Any other insects or garbage that infiltrates, bah!

Most "spider bites" are actually staph infections that get misdiagnosed

Fucking staph infection, bah! J, get me the more you know rainbow!

There's a "The More You Know" rainbow gif that says "You Don't Know Shit", but I haven't been able to find it for years.

I think I've seen that one. That would be a good find.

[Slaughterhouserock]

Spiders and snakes don't freak me out. My biggest fear is roaches. I heard that down in Florida, they have flying roaches. As big as the sun. Fuck. That. Shit.

They hiss, they fly, and they are about as big as a pinky finger.

They are the reason (along with the heat/humidity/sunlight) I will never step-foot in Florida again.

Yeah, the roaches suck, but I'm more freaked out by these guys:



Had about a hundred of these fuckers swarm the back room of the book store I was working at about fifteen years ago. They've got a hell of a bite, so no one wanted to try and get them out.

[Headhunter]

There are a lot of interesting little bugs here I never saw in the U.S.

Spiders don't freak me out much. I can't be anywhere near a snake though.