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Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:09 pm
by Jason
Headhunter wrote:Jason wrote:Jmac Attack wrote:The one guy I really wanted was Conner, the kid from Shitsburgh. He's a good kid and I feel bad that he has to play for the Devil's team. Seb had to fuck that all up.
You should be more upset that you missed out on Todd Gurley. Or Tyreek Hill. Or Ezekiel Elliott.
Gurley has the knees of an old woman, Tyreek Hill is one rude comment away from murdering his wife or child and Zeke is getting fat as fuck in Cabo unconcerned about the season.
or: Old women have God-level knees after knee-replacement surgery, Tyreek gonna get all Kelce's catches (
) and Zeke will continue to thrive behind the famous Dallas o-line as all the RBs tend to do in Dallas.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:10 pm
by Jmac Attack
Headhunter wrote:Tyreek would have been my second pick though, he's still only scratched the surface and will IMO be the best WR in fantasy as a long as he doesn't murder his wife or child for raising some small grievance against him.
That's why I wasn't going to draft him so early. I would have if he slipped a couple of rounds. Too much risk.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:12 pm
by Jason
Jmac Attack wrote:Headhunter wrote:Tyreek would have been my second pick though, he's still only scratched the surface and will IMO be the best WR in fantasy as a long as he doesn't murder his wife or child for raising some small grievance against him.
That's why I wasn't going to draft him so early. I would have if he slipped a couple of rounds. Too much risk.
So you take La'zy-on Bell with your first pick. lol...
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:19 pm
by Jmac Attack
Jason wrote:Jmac Attack wrote:Headhunter wrote:Tyreek would have been my second pick though, he's still only scratched the surface and will IMO be the best WR in fantasy as a long as he doesn't murder his wife or child for raising some small grievance against him.
That's why I wasn't going to draft him so early. I would have if he slipped a couple of rounds. Too much risk.
So you take La'zy-on Bell with your first pick. lol...
Dude will ball out. You crazy.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:22 pm
by Jmac Attack
I did think twice about Lazy ass Bell. But dude has a chip on his shoulder. He has something to prove. And he is from my area. I can go put the beat down on him if he fucks up. Buhleeedat! He truly is one of the best running backs I've ever seen. He is Madden good.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:27 pm
by Jason
I do think he's great. But he's a diva. A diva can kill your fantasy team, and who knows how he'll perform in New York with Bennie...
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 10:36 pm
by Jmac Attack
Jason wrote:I do think he's great. But he's a diva. A diva can kill your fantasy team, and who knows how he'll perform in New York with Bennie...
Y'all know this.....besides Ben Rapelisburgher, he has always been one of my most hated players. It would be Ben first. Antonio Brown second. And Bell third.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:14 pm
by Headhunter
Someone needs to edit the picks into the first post. I don't have admin powers, I can't do it.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:22 pm
by Headhunter
Reign in Blood wrote:He's gonna be fucking crushed you wake him just to find Headward is mopping the floor with all his oaf tight end scrubs.
I look forward to the haters and losers (of whom there are apparently several) trying to scrap for 5-6 points total between their two bum tight ends they have to start while Kelce puts up #1 WR numbers.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:22 pm
by Jmac Attack
Headhunter wrote:Someone needs to edit the picks into the first post. I don't have admin powers, I can't do it.
Yes! I don't either. Chop chop!
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:29 pm
by Jmac Attack
Headhunter wrote:Reign in Blood wrote:He's gonna be fucking crushed you wake him just to find Headward is mopping the floor with all his oaf tight end scrubs.
I look forward to the haters and losers (of whom there are apparently several) trying to scrap for 5-6 points total between their two bum tight ends they have to start while Kelce puts up #1 WR numbers.
Y'all know I'm gonna eventually draft Eifert again. I mean, I have....every fucking year. Dude is glass. But is unreal when he is healthy. I'll wait until after I draft a kicker to pick him up. I've never seen him have a bad game. One of you guys is gonna be a dick and pick him up in a late round, and he'll probably be top 3 TE this year. And yes ...I'm wearing my Eifert jersey while I type this. Ugh.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:29 pm
by Headhunter
Jmac Attack wrote:Headhunter wrote:Someone needs to edit the picks into the first post. I don't have admin powers, I can't do it.
Yes! I don't either. Chop chop!
Neither does Tigg. Too bad!
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:31 pm
by Headhunter
Jmac Attack wrote:Headhunter wrote:Reign in Blood wrote:He's gonna be fucking crushed you wake him just to find Headward is mopping the floor with all his oaf tight end scrubs.
I look forward to the haters and losers (of whom there are apparently several) trying to scrap for 5-6 points total between their two bum tight ends they have to start while Kelce puts up #1 WR numbers.
Y'all know I'm gonna eventually draft Eifert again. I mean, I have....every fucking year. Dude is glass. But is unreal when he is healthy. I'll wait until after I draft a kicker to pick him up. I've never seen him have a bad game. One of you guys is gonna be a dick and pick him up in a late round, and he'll probably be top 3 TE this year. And yes ...I'm wearing my Eifert jersey while I type this. Ugh.
Man your veins are pumped so full of that orange and black narcotic it's a tough sight. I'm honestly surprised Eifert hasn't retired yet though. Dude won't be able to walk at 40.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 11:53 pm
by Jmac Attack
Headhunter wrote:Jmac Attack wrote:Headhunter wrote:Reign in Blood wrote:He's gonna be fucking crushed you wake him just to find Headward is mopping the floor with all his oaf tight end scrubs.
I look forward to the haters and losers (of whom there are apparently several) trying to scrap for 5-6 points total between their two bum tight ends they have to start while Kelce puts up #1 WR numbers.
Y'all know I'm gonna eventually draft Eifert again. I mean, I have....every fucking year. Dude is glass. But is unreal when he is healthy. I'll wait until after I draft a kicker to pick him up. I've never seen him have a bad game. One of you guys is gonna be a dick and pick him up in a late round, and he'll probably be top 3 TE this year. And yes ...I'm wearing my Eifert jersey while I type this. Ugh.
Man your veins are pumped so full of that orange and black narcotic it's a tough sight. I'm honestly surprised Eifert hasn't retired yet though. Dude won't be able to walk at 40.
You are correct sir. Every time someone drafts a Bengal, I about flip my shit. Lol
It's sad about Eifert. He was my favorite player when he was in college. And then we drafted him....I have three jerseys and 4 t-shirts with his name on them.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:11 am
by Headhunter
Jmac Attack wrote:Headhunter wrote:Jmac Attack wrote:Headhunter wrote:Reign in Blood wrote:He's gonna be fucking crushed you wake him just to find Headward is mopping the floor with all his oaf tight end scrubs.
I look forward to the haters and losers (of whom there are apparently several) trying to scrap for 5-6 points total between their two bum tight ends they have to start while Kelce puts up #1 WR numbers.
Y'all know I'm gonna eventually draft Eifert again. I mean, I have....every fucking year. Dude is glass. But is unreal when he is healthy. I'll wait until after I draft a kicker to pick him up. I've never seen him have a bad game. One of you guys is gonna be a dick and pick him up in a late round, and he'll probably be top 3 TE this year. And yes ...I'm wearing my Eifert jersey while I type this. Ugh.
Man your veins are pumped so full of that orange and black narcotic it's a tough sight. I'm honestly surprised Eifert hasn't retired yet though. Dude won't be able to walk at 40.
You are correct sir. Every time someone drafts a Bengal, I about flip my shit. Lol
It's sad about Eifert. He was my favorite player when he was in college. And then we drafted him....I have three jerseys and 4 t-shirts with his name on them.
Yeah not many tight ends come into the league as complete as he was. Also a position where guys just get really banged up. Sucks.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 12:52 pm
by showa58taro
Get Reign on the horn
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:12 pm
by Jason
It wouldn't matter. Reign ignores everyone.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:21 pm
by showa58taro
Lol. Fair.
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:54 pm
by Jmac Attack
Lol
Re: Draft chat
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 1:57 pm
by Headhunter
We're moving at a nice pace.