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Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:52 pm
by Headhunter
If you had to think at any point during John Wick "oh come on, there's no way" you have to turn off the movie and never watch movies again. That is actually the law.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:53 pm
by Jason
zombie wrote:i didn't have to look past anything in john wick. i enjoyed the ride thoroughly. you're sporting a sig of a guy's head in an incecream cone and arguing about how you can't suspend disbelief.
Hate to shatter your ego, but it is entire possible to put a head in an ice cream cone. The fact that we've never seen it before in film is where the intrigue comes in.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:54 pm
by Jason
Headhunter wrote:If you had to think at any point during John Wick "oh come on, there's no way" you have to turn off the movie and never watch movies again. That is actually the law.
That's why Jack Reacher is better. :p
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:55 pm
by Jason
Ice Cream Man is also an entirely satirical horror-comedy. There is no satire in Atomic Blonde.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:55 pm
by zombie
Jason wrote:zombie wrote:i didn't have to look past anything in john wick. i enjoyed the ride thoroughly. you're sporting a sig of a guy's head in an incecream cone and arguing about how you can't suspend disbelief.
Hate to shatter your ego, but it is entire possible to put a head in an ice cream cone. The fact that we've never seen it before in film is where the intrigue comes in.
i'm not the one with the ego in this thread.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:55 pm
by Headhunter
I'm sure that annoying Crowder guy is very consistent in his approach to picking apart unrealistic scenes in films, and this was in no way a unique occasion based on gender.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:56 pm
by Headhunter
Jason wrote:Headhunter wrote:If you had to think at any point during John Wick "oh come on, there's no way" you have to turn off the movie and never watch movies again. That is actually the law.
That's why Jack Reacher is better. :p
Tom Cruise acting like a hardo might be more unrealistic than anything in Atomic Blonde. I could punt him 50 yards.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:59 pm
by Headhunter
"Oh fuck. We're fucked. Tom Cruise is coming after us."
*gives Tom Cruise a brutal atomic wedgie, grabs him by the collar and shoves him into locker*
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:00 pm
by Jason
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:02 pm
by zombie
Headhunter wrote:I'm sure that annoying Crowder guy is very consistent in his approach to picking apart unrealistic scenes in films, and this was in no way a unique occasion based on gender.
no, politics played no part in his criticism of the movie.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:03 pm
by Jason
Headhunter wrote:"Oh fuck. We're fucked. Tom Cruise is coming after us."
*gives Tom Cruise a brutal atomic wedgie, grabs him by the collar and shoves him into locker*
Cruise is actually well-versed in wrestling and jiu jitsu, with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, believe it or not.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:04 pm
by Headhunter
You do have to go back to the 1980s to find a time when Keanu was goofy in the way Cruise always will be.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:06 pm
by Jason
zombie wrote:Headhunter wrote:I'm sure that annoying Crowder guy is very consistent in his approach to picking apart unrealistic scenes in films, and this was in no way a unique occasion based on gender.
no, politics played no part in his criticism of the movie.
If politics didn't play a part in the movie, there would be no criticism.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:07 pm
by Jason
Headhunter wrote:You do have to go back to the 1980s to find a time when Keanu was goofy in the way Cruise always will be.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:08 pm
by Headhunter
Jason wrote:Headhunter wrote:"Oh fuck. We're fucked. Tom Cruise is coming after us."
*gives Tom Cruise a brutal atomic wedgie, grabs him by the collar and shoves him into locker*
Cruise is actually well-versed in wrestling and jiu jitsu, with a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, believe it or not.
He will need to put those legs to work when he's lifted high above the ground by anyone of reasonable strength, definitely.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:09 pm
by Jason
I actually like Keanu better overall than Cruise. Jack Reacher was just a way better flick than Wick. Don't know why all youse guys jimmies always get rustled by that statement. :p
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:09 pm
by Headhunter
Jason wrote:Headhunter wrote:You do have to go back to the 1980s to find a time when Keanu was goofy in the way Cruise always will be.
I didn't say he had to be a badass mofo in every movie. That movie was made after Speed and The Matrix.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:10 pm
by Jason
Headhunter wrote:Jason wrote:Headhunter wrote:You do have to go back to the 1980s to find a time when Keanu was goofy in the way Cruise always will be.
I didn't say he had to be a badass mofo in every movie. That movie was made after Speed and The Matrix.
The Matrix was overrated to high hell. Speed is probably his best flick behind Point Break.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:11 pm
by Headhunter
Jason wrote:I actually like Keanu better overall than Cruise. Jack Reacher was just a way better flick than Wick.
And I like Cruise better overall than Keanu. His filmography is one of the best ever. But as an intimidator, it isn't close.
Re: July 30th, 2017
Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:12 pm
by Jason
Headhunter wrote:Jason wrote:I actually like Keanu better overall than Cruise. Jack Reacher was just a way better flick than Wick.
And I like Cruise better overall than Keanu. His filmography is one of the best ever. But as an intimidator, it isn't close.
Did you see Jack Reacher? He is anything but an intimidator in that movie.
