Trumpster Fire 2025

[Jason]

What the fuck.

All the horrific things I've read from FOIA that the government has done or tried to do might be causing me to have tunnel vision in situations like this, but I can't help but feel like the government is involved somehow.

[Jason]

Oh look. More terrorism.

[Headhunter]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

[Jason]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

[Jason]

My wife is in Vegas at the moment. Visited a friend for New Years and stayed the night last night. Called her and told her to get the hell out of there.

"I can't talk. There's cops everywhere".
"Yeah. There's a terrorist attack outside Trump Tower. Gtfo of there"

My girl wants to
Party all the time

[Headhunter]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

If you could pick one vehicle to do that, it would be the Cybertruck.

[Jason]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

If you could pick one vehicle to do that, it would be the Cybertruck.

[Headhunter]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

If you could pick one vehicle to do that, it would be the Cybertruck.

And? Teslas explode. Trump himself has made fun of Elon for it.

[Reign in Blood]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

Who told you this!? I was gonna get one, make me feel like I'm in Total Recall futuristic or summat.

[Headhunter]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

Who told you this!? I was gonna get one, make me feel like I'm in Total Recall futuristic or summat.

It’s so ugly.

[Jason]

Teslas are both great and lame. Fastest thing on the road, but also not cool at all.

I'll take a 1970 SS Chevrolet Chevelle 454 LS6 with a 4-speed Muncie transmission any day of the week.

[Headhunter]

Actually it looks like that trunk was loaded with fireworks. Either a suicide bomber or a very dumb person with a trunk full of New Year’s leftovers.

That said, Teslas are such pieces of shit any time one explodes my first instinct is always going to be that those cars are death traps lmao

[Tiggnutz]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

Who told you this!? I was gonna get one, make me feel like I'm in Total Recall futuristic or summat.

It’s so ugly.

Hideous things

[Headhunter]

Teslas are both great and lame. Fastest thing on the road, but also not cool at all.

I'll take a 1970 SS Chevrolet Chevelle 454 LS6 with a 4-speed Muncie transmission any day of the week.

Lot of cheap parts for a luxury vehicle. Too many horror stories of defective software too.

[Jason]

Actually it looks like that trunk was loaded with fireworks. Either a suicide bombed or a very dumb person with a trunk full of New Year’s leftovers.

That said, Teslas are such pieces of shit any time one explodes my first instinct is always going to be that those cars are death traps lmao

I feel like someone driving an Elon truck pulling outside of Trump tower and blowing himself up inside it is clearly intentional.

[Reign in Blood]

I mean it’s a Cybertruck it could have just exploded. It’s a known piece of shit.

Who told you this!? I was gonna get one, make me feel like I'm in Total Recall futuristic or summat.

It’s so ugly.

It's bulletproof though. Gotta have that.

[Jason]

Teslas are both great and lame. Fastest thing on the road, but also not cool at all.

I'll take a 1970 SS Chevrolet Chevelle 454 LS6 with a 4-speed Muncie transmission any day of the week.

Lot of cheap parts for a luxury vehicle. Too many horror stories of defective software too.

We peaked in the 50s-80s is all I'm saying.

[Headhunter]

Teslas are both great and lame. Fastest thing on the road, but also not cool at all.

I'll take a 1970 SS Chevrolet Chevelle 454 LS6 with a 4-speed Muncie transmission any day of the week.

Lot of cheap parts for a luxury vehicle. Too many horror stories of defective software too.

We peaked in the 50s-80s is all I'm saying.

I like my rear view cameras though

[Jason]

Teslas are both great and lame. Fastest thing on the road, but also not cool at all.

I'll take a 1970 SS Chevrolet Chevelle 454 LS6 with a 4-speed Muncie transmission any day of the week.

Lot of cheap parts for a luxury vehicle. Too many horror stories of defective software too.

We peaked in the 50s-80s is all I'm saying.

I like my rear view cameras though

Those are dangerous imo. My wife has a Lexus and it's nice to have rear cameras, but they enable you to put your guard down in the vehicle. When I go back to my vehicle with no rear cameras I gotta make sure I'm not in chill mode and check my mirrors. Lol

[Headhunter]

Teslas are both great and lame. Fastest thing on the road, but also not cool at all.

I'll take a 1970 SS Chevrolet Chevelle 454 LS6 with a 4-speed Muncie transmission any day of the week.

Lot of cheap parts for a luxury vehicle. Too many horror stories of defective software too.

We peaked in the 50s-80s is all I'm saying.

I like my rear view cameras though

Those are dangerous imo. My wife has a Lexus and it's nice to have rear cameras, but they enable you to put your guard down in the vehicle. When I go back to my vehicle with no rear cameras I gotta make sure I'm not in chill mode and check my mirrors. Lol

Pshh, you’re supposed to use both!