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Enjoy your hump day. I'm off the rest of this week and next week. Probably longer, but we'll see. Need to get some sort of paid leave for it. Can't afford not to work.

What’s the policy on dick leave?

showa58taro wrote:What’s the policy on dick leave?

Hahahaha!!

Please don't ever get rid of your autocorrect!!

Jason wrote:Enjoy your hump day. I'm off the rest of this week and next week. Probably longer, but we'll see. Need to get some sort of paid leave for it. Can't afford not to work.

Good to hear you are doing better!

Hiya!
I am on my 2nd week of externing!


Pretty much what I look like each day when a big case comes in...


I know people hate the sound of the highspeed handpiece but good crap I hear that now and think "Put me in!! Take me off the bench!!".

Who can give the best definition of " Dick Leave"?

I was wondering if you don't have a dick, do you still get dick leave?

Tiggnutz wrote:Who can give the best definition of " Dick Leave"?

Ava wrote:

showa58taro wrote:What’s the policy on dick leave?

Hahahaha!!

Please don't ever get rid of your autocorrect!!

Oh for fucks sake. That is awful yet hilarious. Need to proofread more. Or not depending on who you are.

Ava wrote:I was wondering if you don't have a dick, do you still get dick leave?

Damn right. Equality for all!

Ava wrote:

Tiggnutz wrote:Who can give the best definition of " Dick Leave"?

That's a winner

Dick Leave was the 3rd Darren on Bewitched.

Or possibly the next and final step in the Dick Cheese situation.

My work is the first place I've had Sick Time (Dick Time for Seb). Though, I have to build the hours up. I get to use them when it's slow so my paycheck doesn't completely suck. Unfortunately it's been slow a lot lately, so if I do get sick, I'm pretty screwed.

You guys have so few guaranteed rights it’s creepy

Man. My emotions have been odd and all over the place. One minute I'm trying to convince myself to be OK with dying, the next minute I feel like a million bucks and nothing is wrong. Then the clot thing starts bugging me in my head. I had a panic/anxiety attack about half an hour ago or an hour ago. Heart started pounding, felt completely helpless, alone and out of control. It went away after 30 seconds or a minute. Right now I feel so fantastic for some reason, I don't know why. I feel so at peace. Without the slightest worry. I don't know how to find a way to keep a perspective, but right now I hope the one I have at this moment never goes away. The way I feel right now is the way I always want to feel. I don't think I have ever felt better about life than in this moment. Don't know if it'll last one more minute or 20 years, but I have never felt so euphoric and peaceful.

Glad you're doing better, Jason. Take it easy and it might be time for you to look into short-term disability. Your case is one of those that should have a legit claim to "inability to work for medical reasons". Hopefully, the doctors can get your case to a more manageable place where it is only short-term assistance that you need.

Ava wrote:I was wondering if you don't have a dick, do you still get dick leave?

Even those who don't have a dick should get leave to get dick*.








*dick doesn't have to be attached to a male, all forms of human dick and replications of the likeness of a human dick are applicable. No animal dicks permitted. Replicated non-human dicks are applicable as the employer sees fit.