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Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:06 pm
by Jmac Attack
This is the appropriate place to discuss this. Sorry I made the joke, Foo. But here is what Trump said-

"“You know, if you go out and you want to buy groceries, you need a picture on a card, you need ID. You go out and you want to buy anything, you need ID and you need your picture,”.

:lol:

Another one I heard the other day from a buddy......"Obama's ears are so big, I bet he got free HBO as a teen". Haha

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:11 pm
by Jmac Attack
"President Obama's approval rating is down to 39 percent. And Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who admitted to smoking crack cocaine, went up to 49 percent. How does this make Obama feel? He'd be better off smoking crack than passing Obamacare."

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:31 pm
by Foo
Not presidential, but look up Hank Johnson quotes. That guy...

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:47 pm
by Jmac Attack
Foo wrote:Not presidential, but look up Hank Johnson quotes. That guy...
Is that the island will tip over dude? Lmao! If so, I about fell out of my chair when I heard that. I will check him out.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 5:19 pm
by Headhunter
Trump bizarrely invoking Al Capone today.

He's been very "old man yelling at cloud" lately.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:13 pm
by Jmac Attack
Headhunter wrote:Trump bizarrely invoking Al Capone today.

He's been very "old man yelling at cloud" lately.
He's had some doozies. I'm just trying to get us all making fun of politicians. Have fun with it!

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2018 6:16 pm
by Jmac Attack
Jmac Attack wrote:
Foo wrote:Not presidential, but look up Hank Johnson quotes. That guy...
Is that the island will tip over dude? Lmao! If so, I about fell out of my chair when I heard that. I will check him out.
Just checked out his quotes. Wow. He's a winner. And he was the guy I was thinking of.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:45 pm
by Foo

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 9:54 pm
by Jason
"I'm sure Taylor doesn't know anything about her".

I agree. Reading Taylor's quote she spouted about "women's rights and equal pay for women". She is clearly not caught up in politics and has clearly been utterly brainwashed by the liberal media. Hanging around Lena Dunham for fuck's sake.

"I enjoy her music about 25% less, now"

Seems accurate. She was a true A-list celebrity, but she allowed the left to drag her down. Bummer. Still treats her fans tremendously, and I hope that continues.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 11:36 pm
by zombie
i must be super cool cause i can separate the artist as a person from the art that they make. :P

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:02 am
by showa58taro
It’s ok. The American people like Donald Trump
60% less.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 8:46 am
by Jmac Attack
zombie wrote:i must be super cool cause i can separate the artist as a person from the art that they make. :P
Yup. I love Stranglehold just as much as I did when I was a kid. I still listen to Charlie Daniels and Hank Williams Jr and if they became liberal tomorrow, I wouldn't like their music 25% more.

Steven Tyler, Jimmy Page, and Ted Nugent all had jailbait girlfriends. I think less of them as a man, but dont let it affect my judgement of their art.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:04 am
by Foo
zombie wrote:i must be super cool cause i can separate the artist as a person from the art that they make. :P
I seem to recall you not supporting the art of Victor Salva

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:05 am
by Foo
Btw, you guys know Trump was joking, right?

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 10:19 am
by zombie
Foo wrote:
zombie wrote:i must be super cool cause i can separate the artist as a person from the art that they make. :P
I seem to recall you not supporting the art of Victor Salva
he's the one that i feel gross for liking one of his films. i don't want to support other creeps, but i still like their work, previous to learning that they're a creep.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 11:19 am
by showa58taro
Foo wrote:Btw, you guys know Trump was joking, right?
Yes he was indeed a joke.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:02 pm
by Foo
showa58taro wrote:
Foo wrote:Btw, you guys know Trump was joking, right?
Yes he was indeed a joke.
Not anymore!

Better Nafta deal.

New Scotus judge.

More good news from North Korea.

Best Unemployment numbers since WWII.


Best time in history to be an American.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 1:16 pm
by Jigsaw
Unless you're a woman or a minority.

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:25 pm
by Jason
And of course Jiggy chimes in with the most ignorant post of the day. Lol

Re: Presidential gaffes and jokes......

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2018 3:30 pm
by Reign in Blood
I heard black and latino lesbians are offing themselves in record numbers.