Tiggnutz wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 7:44 am
The mental benefits of going to the gym cannot be overstated. Works even better than booze and drugs for stress relief imo.
Booze and drugs will mask it nicely while you're buzzed. But the stress works its way right back. Whereas consistent exercise slowly kills it. Much better and healthier.
Wat. I mean what the fuck is this... Does the sign outside the door say HMF? Or the Betty Ford Clinic? Let's get one thing straight:
This is HMF. Built on Hooch and Cooch. Motherfuckers.
Which one of you gym rats is Richard Simmons or Pauly Shore? I can't tell because you're covered in vegan cheese and muscle man milk, sweating to the oldies and 60's laugh tracks. *pukes*
Zombie, revoke these jillian michaels'es's sauna privileges and let us proceed with our daily smut, sleaze and poetry. Thank you.
Look at me. Do I look like a guy that ever put anything vegan on my plate? Do I have purple hair? This isn't pissant aerobics me and Tigg are doing. Arnold in his prime could not hang with this regimen.
Tiggnutz wrote: ↑Sun Mar 23, 2025 7:44 am
The mental benefits of going to the gym cannot be overstated. Works even better than booze and drugs for stress relief imo.
Booze and drugs will mask it nicely while you're buzzed. But the stress works its way right back. Whereas consistent exercise slowly kills it. Much better and healthier.
Wat. I mean what the fuck is this... Does the sign outside the door say HMF? Or the Betty Ford Clinic? Let's get one thing straight:
This is HMF. Built on Hooch and Cooch. Motherfuckers.
Which one of you gym rats is Richard Simmons or Pauly Shore? I can't tell because you're covered in vegan cheese and muscle man milk, sweating to the oldies and 60's laugh tracks. *pukes*
Zombie, revoke these jillian michaels'es's sauna privileges and let us proceed with our daily smut, sleaze and poetry. Thank you.
Look at me. Do I look like a guy that ever put anything vegan on my plate? Do I have purple hair? This isn't pissant aerobics me and Tigg are doing. Arnold in his prime could not hang with this regimen.
