7-11-17

[Dream]

An ode to Europe's weird date set-up.


Also, can anyone translate this from idiot for me?


People if you going to try to get out of trouble you got only yourself to blame for before you even try to get someone to believe your lies please try to really convince yourself that your lie is ture if you can't believe yourself don't even try to get others to believe nobody would freak out as bad as you are if you actually knew you was telling the truth over something just being was done you tell on yourself that you know it you and you did it wouldn't give it a second thought if you really thought it not you please try to believe your own lies and maybe you could actually got away with trying to lie



I am trying so hard to figure out what this relative is trying to say. The only part I actually understand is where she's accusing someone of lying about something to get out of trouble...other than that I can't figure it out. I imagine you guys will "WTF" as much as I have.

[showa58taro]

A proper date. I was not confused, it made sense to me. What is more amusing is tomorrow when it’s “9/11/17 and yet not one Twin Towers deference will be made over here.

[showa58taro]

People, if you are going to try to get out of trouble which you got yourself into, at least convince yourself your own lies are true. Nobody else will believe them otherwise. People may react commensurately to your intended reaction if they believe you are telling the truth about an event that has befallen you. People are more apt to believe your lies if you convinced yourself it was the truth, likely without critically reflecting upon it extensively.


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Fixed with my best translation. Basically someone lied but didn’t even do a good job due to their lack of conviction in their own lie. They should at least buy their own bulkshit if they want people to buy it and react as they were hoping.

#EnglishIsMyThirdLanguage #EtymologicalAnalysis

[showa58taro]

That whole thing reads like it was typed by someone who just hit the iPhone predict a word thing. Like this

People should be happy and that they can get their money to buy it a lot of money they have never done that before then it’s just not that bad for me to be happy and then they don’t expect anything from me.

[Reign in Blood]

A proper date. I was not confused, it made sense to me. What is more amusing is tomorrow when it’s “9/11/17 and yet not one Twin Towers deference will be made over here.

What will be more confusing is why you whackadoos just skip over the 8th.

[Reign in Blood]

People, if you are going to try to get out of trouble which you got yourself into, at least convince yourself your own lies are true. Nobody else will believe them otherwise. People may react commensurately to your intended reaction if they believe you are telling the truth about an event that has befallen you. People are more apt to believe your lies if you convinced yourself it was the truth, likely without critically reflecting upon it extensively.


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Fixed with my best translation. Basically someone lied but didn’t even do a good job due to their lack of conviction in their own lie. They should at least buy their own bulkshit if they want people to buy it and react as they were hoping.

#EnglishIsMyThirdLanguage #EtymologicalAnalysis

Indeed. P obvious, tbh, imo.

[showa58taro]

A proper date. I was not confused, it made sense to me. What is more amusing is tomorrow when it’s “9/11/17 and yet not one Twin Towers deference will be made over here.

What will be more confusing is why you whackadoos just skip over the 8th.

What’s an 8th?

[showa58taro]

People, if you are going to try to get out of trouble which you got yourself into, at least convince yourself your own lies are true. Nobody else will believe them otherwise. People may react commensurately to your intended reaction if they believe you are telling the truth about an event that has befallen you. People are more apt to believe your lies if you convinced yourself it was the truth, likely without critically reflecting upon it extensively.


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Fixed with my best translation. Basically someone lied but didn’t even do a good job due to their lack of conviction in their own lie. They should at least buy their own bulkshit if they want people to buy it and react as they were hoping.

#EnglishIsMyThirdLanguage #EtymologicalAnalysis

Indeed. P obvious, tbh, imo.

Ldo

[Dream]

People, if you are going to try to get out of trouble which you got yourself into, at least convince yourself your own lies are true. Nobody else will believe them otherwise. People may react commensurately to your intended reaction if they believe you are telling the truth about an event that has befallen you. People are more apt to believe your lies if you convinced yourself it was the truth, likely without critically reflecting upon it extensively.


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Fixed with my best translation. Basically someone lied but didn’t even do a good job due to their lack of conviction in their own lie. They should at least buy their own bulkshit if they want people to buy it and react as they were hoping.

#EnglishIsMyThirdLanguage #EtymologicalAnalysis

you're doing better with your third language than my sister does with her only, apparently

[Dream]

That whole thing reads like it was typed by someone who just hit the iPhone predict a word thing. Like this

People should be happy and that they can get their money to buy it a lot of money they have never done that before then it’s just not that bad for me to be happy and then they don’t expect anything from me.

That is exactly what I told my niece when I tried to explain what I thought it meant

[Dream]

A proper date. I was not confused, it made sense to me. What is more amusing is tomorrow when it’s “9/11/17 and yet not one Twin Towers deference will be made over here.

What will be more confusing is why you whackadoos just skip over the 8th.

What’s an 8th?

roughly $50 depending on location and quality.

[Dream]

also, you really can find anything on google.

[Dream]

So the run down of the nonsense above. My sister apparently broke up with her boyfriend cause he lied about something she did/said before she got a chance to lie about what he did/said, so she's pissed.


Also, I burned my finger on a 450 degree pan this morning. It finally stopped burning and now there's a patch of just white scorched skin which should fall off in a couple days.

[Jigsaw]

I'm participating in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month),the goal is 50k words between the first of November and the 30th of November. I'm working on an NOES fanfic I started a few years ago and I've managed a whopping 2k words. I'm doing so fucking bad it's pathetic.

Still working on it though, hoping I'll pick up some steam as I get more into it.

As someone who has written fan fictions before (haven't finished one yet), I know the struggle.

[showa58taro]

People, if you are going to try to get out of trouble which you got yourself into, at least convince yourself your own lies are true. Nobody else will believe them otherwise. People may react commensurately to your intended reaction if they believe you are telling the truth about an event that has befallen you. People are more apt to believe your lies if you convinced yourself it was the truth, likely without critically reflecting upon it extensively.


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Fixed with my best translation. Basically someone lied but didn’t even do a good job due to their lack of conviction in their own lie. They should at least buy their own bulkshit if they want people to buy it and react as they were hoping.

#EnglishIsMyThirdLanguage #EtymologicalAnalysis

you're doing better with your third language than my sister does with her only, apparently

Im sure she has other endearing qualities.

[showa58taro]

A proper date. I was not confused, it made sense to me. What is more amusing is tomorrow when it’s “9/11/17 and yet not one Twin Towers deference will be made over here.

What will be more confusing is why you whackadoos just skip over the 8th.

What’s an 8th?

roughly $50 depending on location and quality.

He he he.

[Dream]

People, if you are going to try to get out of trouble which you got yourself into, at least convince yourself your own lies are true. Nobody else will believe them otherwise. People may react commensurately to your intended reaction if they believe you are telling the truth about an event that has befallen you. People are more apt to believe your lies if you convinced yourself it was the truth, likely without critically reflecting upon it extensively.


.

Fixed with my best translation. Basically someone lied but didn’t even do a good job due to their lack of conviction in their own lie. They should at least buy their own bulkshit if they want people to buy it and react as they were hoping.

#EnglishIsMyThirdLanguage #EtymologicalAnalysis

you're doing better with your third language than my sister does with her only, apparently

Im sure she has other endearing qualities.

She stole my identity when I moved up here and opened three credit cards in my name.
Regularly beat her kids and got doctors to drug them cause she couldn't handle them without them being sedated.
Dated at least three possible pedophiles and had two daughters with one of them.
Is an addict and alcoholic.
Lies anytime she gets caught doing something she shouldn't
Has abused welfare her entire adult life. (She, my cousin, and my cousin's kids are why I support welfare restrictions and increased requirements for qualifying for it.)
Ditched her kids whenever a new guy came into her life.

[showa58taro]

People, if you are going to try to get out of trouble which you got yourself into, at least convince yourself your own lies are true. Nobody else will believe them otherwise. People may react commensurately to your intended reaction if they believe you are telling the truth about an event that has befallen you. People are more apt to believe your lies if you convinced yourself it was the truth, likely without critically reflecting upon it extensively.


.

Fixed with my best translation. Basically someone lied but didn’t even do a good job due to their lack of conviction in their own lie. They should at least buy their own bulkshit if they want people to buy it and react as they were hoping.

#EnglishIsMyThirdLanguage #EtymologicalAnalysis

you're doing better with your third language than my sister does with her only, apparently

Im sure she has other endearing qualities.

She stole my identity when I moved up here and opened three credit cards in my name.
Regularly beat her kids and got doctors to drug them cause she couldn't handle them without them being sedated.
Dated at least three possible pedophiles and had two daughters with one of them.
Is an addict and alcoholic.
Lies anytime she gets caught doing something she shouldn't
Has abused welfare her entire adult life. (She, my cousin, and my cousin's kids are why I support welfare restrictions and increased requirements for qualifying for it.)
Ditched her kids whenever a new guy came into her life.

I take that back. Her unintelligible and retarded English is a sound reflection of her actual life and existence.

[Reign in Blood]

People, if you are going to try to get out of trouble which you got yourself into, at least convince yourself your own lies are true. Nobody else will believe them otherwise. People may react commensurately to your intended reaction if they believe you are telling the truth about an event that has befallen you. People are more apt to believe your lies if you convinced yourself it was the truth, likely without critically reflecting upon it extensively.


.

Fixed with my best translation. Basically someone lied but didn’t even do a good job due to their lack of conviction in their own lie. They should at least buy their own bulkshit if they want people to buy it and react as they were hoping.

#EnglishIsMyThirdLanguage #EtymologicalAnalysis

you're doing better with your third language than my sister does with her only, apparently

Im sure she has other endearing qualities.

She stole my identity when I moved up here and opened three credit cards in my name.
Regularly beat her kids and got doctors to drug them cause she couldn't handle them without them being sedated.
Dated at least three possible pedophiles and had two daughters with one of them.
Is an addict and alcoholic.
Lies anytime she gets caught doing something she shouldn't
Has abused welfare her entire adult life. (She, my cousin, and my cousin's kids are why I support welfare restrictions and increased requirements for qualifying for it.)
Ditched her kids whenever a new guy came into her life.

I take that back. Her unintelligible and retarded English is a sound reflection of her actual life and existence.

But I bet she's great at partys!