NFL 2018: From the Draft to the Super Bowl

[Reign in Blood]

Swag Kelly arrested last night. Has been kicked out of a high school, kicked out of a college, arrested at another college, now arrested in the NFL.

We've all left a party fucked up and ended up in some strangers house, broke in and sat on the couch mumbling non-sense, right? Right?! I know I thought it was a friends house, and was like "Foo would have fed me", they didn't like that.

[Reign in Blood]

There's definitely more to the story, but none more so that no teammate felt the need to draw him in from making an ass of himself.

[Jason]

Chad knows how to party. Live him a loan.

[Tiggnutz]

Chad should of took a shotty blast to the grill.

[Headhunter]

Yeah, Colorado is a "make my day" state, could have ended a lot worse than getting pummeled with a vacuum tube.

[Reign in Blood]

Biggest joke call I've ever seen. Osweiler fumbled it and they took it to the house and it's called back based on this faggot shit.

[Jason]

Not watching.

[Headhunter]

Hahahaha. Here it comes.

https://deadspin.com/report-the-broncos ... 1830013264

[Headhunter]

It should be no surprise I want a shit storm to ensue. There needs to be enough pressure to force a sale. Get that parasite Joe Ellis out of here. Get someone who can hold our drunken dictator Elway accountable. He's had free reign to do whatever he wanted with this team because Ellis is gutless and clinging on to power for dear life. The free ride is about to be over, John.

[Jason]

He's had free reign to do whatever he wanted with this team because Ellis is gutless and clinging on to power for dear life. The free ride is about to be over, John.

Bummer. We don't know what winning is like without him. Perhaps we never will.

[Headhunter]

Do you stay in shitty relationships because you once had great times?

Move forward.

[Jason]

Do you stay in shitty relationships because you once had great times?

I bow out quickly, actually.

In sports terms: I trade while the value is high.

[Headhunter]

Do you stay in shitty relationships because you once had great times?

I bow out quickly, actually.

In sports terms: I trade while the value is high.

Does Elway get to be GM for life because the team won a Super Bowl?

[Jason]

Do you stay in shitty relationships because you once had great times?

I bow out quickly, actually.

In sports terms: I trade while the value is high.

Does Elway get to be GM for life because the team won a Super Bowl?

"A" Super Bowl?

He's got about a 10-1 success rate with 3 rings in his last 8 seasons as a player and a GM. Formulated the greatest offense in history in 2013, rebooted and created the greatest defense in our generation in 2015. Pretty amazing stuff.

[Headhunter]

Do you stay in shitty relationships because you once had great times?

I bow out quickly, actually.

In sports terms: I trade while the value is high.

Does Elway get to be GM for life because the team won a Super Bowl?

"A" Super Bowl?

He's got about a 10-1 success rate with 3 rings in his last 8 seasons as a player and a GM. Formulated the greatest offense in history in 2013, rebooted and created the greatest defense in our generation in 2015. Pretty amazing stuff.

You're right. 2 Super Bowls as GM. All in the past. Who cares what he did as a player? It's not relevant to what he does now at all.

Does he get to be GM for life?

[Headhunter]

Also, lmao at greatest offense in history. 8 points in the Super Bowl.

[Jason]

Do you stay in shitty relationships because you once had great times?

I bow out quickly, actually.

In sports terms: I trade while the value is high.

Does Elway get to be GM for life because the team won a Super Bowl?

"A" Super Bowl?

He's got about a 10-1 success rate with 3 rings in his last 8 seasons as a player and a GM. Formulated the greatest offense in history in 2013, rebooted and created the greatest defense in our generation in 2015. Pretty amazing stuff.

You're right. 2 Super Bowls as GM. All in the past. Who cares what he did as a player? It's not relevant to what he does now at all.

Does he get to be GM for life?

No. But I won't pull a Donald Trump and fire him just yet, now that we're losing stars to free agency and hitting the post-success hangover that every team experiences.

[Jason]

Also, lmao at greatest offense in history. 8 points in the Super Bowl.

T'was a bizarre night, the 2013 Texans would've likely beaten Denver that day. But look at the success they had the entire season. It was surreal. Amazing stuff.

[Headhunter]

Also, lmao at greatest offense in history. 8 points in the Super Bowl.

T'was a bizarre night, the 2013 Texans would've likely beaten Denver that day. But look at the success they had the entire season. It was surreal. Amazing stuff.

Except...not the entire season. Because they scored a single touchdown in garbage time in the most important game of the year.

It wasn't bizarre, they were totally outmatched by a vastly superior unit that was clearly faster and more modern.

[Jason]

Also, lmao at greatest offense in history. 8 points in the Super Bowl.

T'was a bizarre night, the 2013 Texans would've likely beaten Denver that day. But look at the success they had the entire season. It was surreal. Amazing stuff.

Except...not the entire season. Because they scored a single touchdown in garbage time in the most important game of the year.

It wasn't bizarre, they were totally outmatched by a vastly superior unit that was clearly faster and more modern.

It was bizarre. There were so many uncharacteristic mistakes that had absolutely nothing to do with who was on the field.