Say it ain't so, Bernie!

[zombie]

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

lol. everyone is a liberal when they disagree with you.

Makes sense, doesn't it?

"I have a choice between crane operator, truck driver and janitor. All three earn their money and contribute to society.
Fuck dat shit, I'd rather preach socialism and explain to everyone that I deserve a share of their money."

That is far left liberalism, Zomb.

if that's far left, then you're a white supremacist.

Bow to me.

if only i were part of a minority.

[Headhunter]

:idea:

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

I'm a liberal because I don't want to drive trucks and clean up shit. Alrighty then.

You just said if those were the only jobs in the world, you'd rather preach socialism. You are not contributing to society, you'd rather preach about wanting a share of the money earned by the people who contribute to society.

That is a very liberal stance.

No, it's a "I want to make money and actually enjoy my life" stance. Pick some other jobs that would actually appeal to people.

Life doesn't always work that way, kind socialist.

And if it has for me? I would rather be a bullshit artist than work a blue collar job, 100 times out of 100. I would hope not everyone would agree of course.

[Jason]

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

lol. everyone is a liberal when they disagree with you.

Makes sense, doesn't it?

"I have a choice between crane operator, truck driver and janitor. All three earn their money and contribute to society.
Fuck dat shit, I'd rather preach socialism and explain to everyone that I deserve a share of their money."

That is far left liberalism, Zomb.

Or it's wanting to not live in squalor...

Stop preaching socialism and get a real job so you can earn your own money and not live in squalor.

Uh...no I'm good. Not with the three jobs you offered. Fuuuuuck that.

Okay. Well you continue to preach socialism and yell and scream about my hard earned money and see how far you get in life.

[Headhunter]

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

lol. everyone is a liberal when they disagree with you.

Makes sense, doesn't it?

"I have a choice between crane operator, truck driver and janitor. All three earn their money and contribute to society.
Fuck dat shit, I'd rather preach socialism and explain to everyone that I deserve a share of their money."

That is far left liberalism, Zomb.

Or it's wanting to not live in squalor...

Stop preaching socialism and get a real job so you can earn your own money and not live in squalor.

Uh...no I'm good. Not with the three jobs you offered. Fuuuuuck that.

Okay. Well you continue to preach socialism and yell and scream about my hard earned money and see how far you get in life.

Or I'll just stick with my real job which requires no physical stress, does contribute to society and puts food on the table. But do feel empowered in your hypothetical market of five jobs.

[Jason]

:idea:

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

I'm a liberal because I don't want to drive trucks and clean up shit. Alrighty then.

You just said if those were the only jobs in the world, you'd rather preach socialism. You are not contributing to society, you'd rather preach about wanting a share of the money earned by the people who contribute to society.

That is a very liberal stance.

No, it's a "I want to make money and actually enjoy my life" stance. Pick some other jobs that would actually appeal to people.

Life doesn't always work that way, kind socialist.

And if it has for me? I would rather be a bullshit artist than work a blue collar job, 100 times out of 100. I would hope not everyone would agree of course.

That is why capitalism reigns supreme. I have taken the truck driver job, Foo has taken the janitor position, and Reign is operating the crane so you don't have to work a real job, and can be a professional bull shit artist.

[Headhunter]

:idea:

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

I'm a liberal because I don't want to drive trucks and clean up shit. Alrighty then.

You just said if those were the only jobs in the world, you'd rather preach socialism. You are not contributing to society, you'd rather preach about wanting a share of the money earned by the people who contribute to society.

That is a very liberal stance.

No, it's a "I want to make money and actually enjoy my life" stance. Pick some other jobs that would actually appeal to people.

Life doesn't always work that way, kind socialist.

And if it has for me? I would rather be a bullshit artist than work a blue collar job, 100 times out of 100. I would hope not everyone would agree of course.

That is why capitalism reigns supreme. I have taken the truck driver job, Foo has taken the janitor position, and Reign is operating the crane so you don't have to work a real job, and can be a professional bull shit artist.

I'm not going to do grunt work when I know I can make more and do less selling bullshit...

[Jason]

Or I'll just stick with my real job which requires no physical stress, does contribute to society and puts food on the table. But do feel empowered in your hypothetical market of five jobs.

Much better. Feels good to contribute to society as opposed to trying to steal an individual worker's income by working a microphone, amirite?

[Headhunter]

Or I'll just stick with my real job which requires no physical stress, does contribute to society and puts food on the table. But do feel empowered in your hypothetical market of five jobs.

Much better. Feels good to contribute to society as opposed to trying to steal an individual worker's income by working a microphone, amirite?

Nah, I'd fart into a trombone all day if it kept me well-paid.

[Jason]

:idea:

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

I'm a liberal because I don't want to drive trucks and clean up shit. Alrighty then.

You just said if those were the only jobs in the world, you'd rather preach socialism. You are not contributing to society, you'd rather preach about wanting a share of the money earned by the people who contribute to society.

That is a very liberal stance.

No, it's a "I want to make money and actually enjoy my life" stance. Pick some other jobs that would actually appeal to people.

Life doesn't always work that way, kind socialist.

And if it has for me? I would rather be a bullshit artist than work a blue collar job, 100 times out of 100. I would hope not everyone would agree of course.

That is why capitalism reigns supreme. I have taken the truck driver job, Foo has taken the janitor position, and Reign is operating the crane so you don't have to work a real job, and can be a professional bull shit artist.

I'm not going to do grunt work when I know I can make more and do less selling bullshit...

How are you making money, kind socialist? Foo, Reign and I are certainly not paying to hear about what you have to say. Especially when it entails robbing us of our income.

[Headhunter]

I'm not gonna condescend any professions. If you can successfully sell your skills to someone willing to pay for them, good for you. Go get that money, everything else is just noise.

[Jason]

Good thing you're three people. Don't you worry, I'd have so many sheeple eating that shit up, I'd probably become the 1% in your five-job world.

You have perfectly described the mind of a socialist. Foo, Reign and I would no longer have a desire to contribute if we don't earn a living for it. This is why socialism doesn't work and has never worked. Bernie Sanders is the most successful socialist in the world, and it is ironically because capitalism gives him the freedom to be a dumb ass.

Anyway, I have shit to do. The janitor should be in to clean up your mess soon.

[Headhunter]

Good thing you're three people. Don't you worry, I'd have so many sheeple eating that shit up, I'd probably become the 1% in your five-job world.

You have perfectly described the mind of a socialist. Foo, Reign and I would no longer have a desire to contribute if we don't earn a living for it. This is why socialism doesn't work and has never worked. Bernie Sanders is the most successful socialist in the world, and it is ironically because capitalism gives him the freedom to be a dumb ass.

Anyway, I have shit to do. The janitor should be in to clean up your mess soon.

No, I've described the mind of a practical person who knows how to get the most value out of their life. I can work twice as hard and make half the money or get a bunch of sheeple to hang on my every word, make good money, and have time to enjoy my life. I'm not gonna live a shittier life just to prove loyalty to one ideology or another, that makes no sense. Life's about having time and money.

If people are willing to pay for a service you promote, you deserve your money. That's how society works.

[showa58taro]

Also politician is ajob. It's not a hobby.

He spent his career taking rather than giving. Odd behavior for a socialist.

That's not what it is.

[Headhunter]

To anyone willing to sacrifice quality of life for some ideological purpose: good for you and glad you're not one of my clients.

[Reign in Blood]

:idea:

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

I'm a liberal because I don't want to drive trucks and clean up shit. Alrighty then.

You just said if those were the only jobs in the world, you'd rather preach socialism. You are not contributing to society, you'd rather preach about wanting a share of the money earned by the people who contribute to society.

That is a very liberal stance.

No, it's a "I want to make money and actually enjoy my life" stance. Pick some other jobs that would actually appeal to people.

Life doesn't always work that way, kind socialist.

And if it has for me? I would rather be a bullshit artist than work a blue collar job, 100 times out of 100. I would hope not everyone would agree of course.

That is why capitalism reigns supreme. I have taken the truck driver job, Foo has taken the janitor position, and Reign is operating the crane so you don't have to work a real job, and can be a professional bull shit artist.

I'm not going to do grunt work when I know I can make more and do less selling bullshit...

I'm gonna drop my god damn crane right on your microphone, how'd you like them apples!

[Headhunter]

:idea:

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

I'm a liberal because I don't want to drive trucks and clean up shit. Alrighty then.

You just said if those were the only jobs in the world, you'd rather preach socialism. You are not contributing to society, you'd rather preach about wanting a share of the money earned by the people who contribute to society.

That is a very liberal stance.

No, it's a "I want to make money and actually enjoy my life" stance. Pick some other jobs that would actually appeal to people.

Life doesn't always work that way, kind socialist.

And if it has for me? I would rather be a bullshit artist than work a blue collar job, 100 times out of 100. I would hope not everyone would agree of course.

That is why capitalism reigns supreme. I have taken the truck driver job, Foo has taken the janitor position, and Reign is operating the crane so you don't have to work a real job, and can be a professional bull shit artist.

I'm not going to do grunt work when I know I can make more and do less selling bullshit...

I'm gonna drop my god damn crane right on your microphone, how'd you like them apples!

I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine. "You see what our corporate overlords think of us...using their goons to shut down the truth".

[Reign in Blood]

:idea:

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

I'm a liberal because I don't want to drive trucks and clean up shit. Alrighty then.

You just said if those were the only jobs in the world, you'd rather preach socialism. You are not contributing to society, you'd rather preach about wanting a share of the money earned by the people who contribute to society.

That is a very liberal stance.

No, it's a "I want to make money and actually enjoy my life" stance. Pick some other jobs that would actually appeal to people.

Life doesn't always work that way, kind socialist.

And if it has for me? I would rather be a bullshit artist than work a blue collar job, 100 times out of 100. I would hope not everyone would agree of course.

That is why capitalism reigns supreme. I have taken the truck driver job, Foo has taken the janitor position, and Reign is operating the crane so you don't have to work a real job, and can be a professional bull shit artist.

I'm not going to do grunt work when I know I can make more and do less selling bullshit...

I'm gonna drop my god damn crane right on your microphone, how'd you like them apples!

I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine. "You see what our corporate overlords think of us...using their goons to shut down the truth".

On the contrary, I will become more legendary than Joe the Plumber could have ever dreamed of. "Hard-working commoner shuts down 1%er trying to steal all your money. Then uses crane to help save helpless cat stuck in tree. More news at 11"

[Headhunter]

:idea:

Sooo...what's a job and what isn't a job?

Real Job: Crane operator, truck driver, janitor
Not Real Job: Preaching socialism, writing autobiographies about preaching socialism.

I'll credit him on his very brief, and albeit godawful attempt at carpentry for like 2-3 weeks. How much did he contribute to society as a carpenter? Not sure, he may have actually held the group back with his shittiness, though. But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, because I am a nice guy.

If those were the only five jobs available in the world, I'd probably preach socialism too. Jesus.

Color me shocked. A liberal not wanting to contribute to society.

I'm a liberal because I don't want to drive trucks and clean up shit. Alrighty then.

You just said if those were the only jobs in the world, you'd rather preach socialism. You are not contributing to society, you'd rather preach about wanting a share of the money earned by the people who contribute to society.

That is a very liberal stance.

No, it's a "I want to make money and actually enjoy my life" stance. Pick some other jobs that would actually appeal to people.

Life doesn't always work that way, kind socialist.

And if it has for me? I would rather be a bullshit artist than work a blue collar job, 100 times out of 100. I would hope not everyone would agree of course.

That is why capitalism reigns supreme. I have taken the truck driver job, Foo has taken the janitor position, and Reign is operating the crane so you don't have to work a real job, and can be a professional bull shit artist.

I'm not going to do grunt work when I know I can make more and do less selling bullshit...

I'm gonna drop my god damn crane right on your microphone, how'd you like them apples!

I shall become more powerful than you could ever imagine. "You see what our corporate overlords think of us...using their goons to shut down the truth".

On the contrary, I will become more legendary than Joe the Plumber could have ever dreamed of. "Hard-working commoner shuts down 1%er trying to steal all your money. Then uses crane to help save helpless cat stuck in tree. More news at 11"

That's either a wimpy little crane or one hell of a cat.

[Reign in Blood]

After the incident, he was named Lion-O.