Godzilla vs Kong

[Tiggnutz]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08NVVW8XF/re ... UTF8&psc=1
This is the one I got

[Tiggnutz]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08NVVW8XF/re ... UTF8&psc=1
This is the one I got

I paired that with a Cobra Kai t-shirt

[Havok]

I bought Shin Godzilla for $5 last February in a Blu ray bin at Walmart.

[Tiggnutz]

I bought Shin Godzilla for $5 last February in a Blu ray bin at Walmart.

Score!

[Monster]

I bought Shin Godzilla for $5 last February in a Blu ray bin at Walmart.

Damn. I paid 3 times that amount for it.

[Reign in Blood]

The King is going to destroy that tall awkward baby-armed bitch. Better run, Godzilla. The King is here.

This. 100=.

[Reign in Blood]

Just take out one motherfucking leg, and little baby arms will be twitching on the ground calling life alert cause he can't do shit. Kong not only can walk on both hands if need be, he can also pogo off his giant gorilla dick. Get that scaly bitch lizard the fuck outta here, breathing fire went out with Game of Thrones, and those dragons were bitches too.

[Tiggnutz]

Kong would be a snack for Godzilla before he had to fight a real monster

[Monster]

I keep trying to pick a side but I can't. I love them both equally.

[Reign in Blood]

Kong would be a snack for Godzilla before he had to fight a real monster

You all like the fire huh, that's so special. Match rule stipulation #1, you gotta shut the fuck up and can't open your mouth, reverse I quit match. What monster does baby crippled arms beat?

[Reign in Blood]

And need I remind you that in many ways, zilla = Freddy and Kong = Jason in this, and we all know how that ended.

[Reign in Blood]

In fact, I say anybody that picks zilla is a yellow bellied traitor to Jason of the first Great War.

[Slaughterhouserock]

In fact, I say anybody that picks zilla is a yellow bellied traitor to Jason of the first Great War.

The comparison makes no sense. Freddy is a whiny little bitch that can only really hurt people that are asleep. Godzilla is a fucking radioactive monster lizard that shoots freakin' laser beams out of its mouth and kills more people taking a stroll than Freddy has in his entire filmography. Freddy gets fucking Macaulay Culkin'ed to death, while Godzilla barely even noticed getting covered in missiles, and grows more powerful if a nuke is dropped on him. Absolute garbage comparison.

[Reign in Blood]

Mouth, fire, ugly scaly skin. Kong and Jason are big lugs showing flashes as the protagonist with a touch of love-ability.

[Slaughterhouserock]

Mouth, fire, ugly scaly skin. Kong and Jason are big lugs showing flashes as the protagonist with a touch of love-ability.

Mouth? They're both loud, I guess.
Godzilla doesn't breathe fire, it's radiation.
Freddy doesn't have scaly skin, it's melty.

Kong's just a big horny ape. Jason is an unstoppable killing machine. Hell, I'd say Jason is closer to Godzilla in that regard. At least he doesn't die by falling off a fucking building like a bitch.

[Tiggnutz]

Godzilla is used to fighting aliens, giant robots and other Kaiju. Kong is used to fighting WWI Biplanes and spear wielding natives. Its like putting a gerbil up against a T-rex

[Monster]

Any fans of The Critical Drinker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jil_yrUC22I&t=208s

[Slaughterhouserock]

Any fans of The Critical Drinker?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jil_yrUC22I&t=208s

That was pretty good.