A Blade In the Dark/ The Black Belly of the Tarantula

[Ava]

I'd love to hear the evil dead words come out of those tape reels. Hehehehe.

[Monster]

"I've been saving"? What?

[Reign in Blood]

Not for nothing, its a fucking wimpy box cutter. I'm gonna be looking to kick him in the nads and make a run.

[Monster]

I'm starting to think Tigg didn't get his nap in and crashed on us.

[Reign in Blood]

Maybe something naughty is on those reels after all.

[Ava]

Not for nothing, its a fucking wimpy box cutter. I'm gonna be looking to kick him in the nads and make a run.

Right! Looks like it is from The Dollar Tree.

[DancesWithWerewolves]

Billy Loomis & Stu Macher learned to speed up their dragging-the-stabbed-girl-across-the-yard from this movie.

[Reign in Blood]

He's taking his sweet ass time with this corpse. He better be planning sexy time with it after all this.

[Ava]

That paper looked like it said my gate portrait bisexual.

Huh?

[Reign in Blood]

Never in a million years would I find that blood splot in my yard in the dark. This dude is legit Sherlock.

[Tiggnutz]

Blood everywhere and this dude is chill

[Ava]

OOOH. Someone done fucked up his music. Dun Dun Dun. Bitch switch activated on sweaterboy.

[Reign in Blood]

So he's not worried about what has transpired.

[Ava]

Where did this gal come from? The basement?

[Monster]

Two women snuck into his house in one night. No big deal, huh?

[Reign in Blood]

Wait, what?!

[Reign in Blood]

She was just getting naked, the fuck you doings!

[Ava]

Maybe he is on a bathtub amount of Xanax....

[Ava]

If he has one more different woman pop up in his house I'm just going to assume it is due to what is in his khakis. Because this guy has the personality of a sponge.

[Ava]

Ugh. That gorgeous pool.
Missing out on a good pool kill with that thing.