Asian massage parlors. It's always joked about, but I guarantee 90% are giving out at least a handjob. Here's how to tell if there's any extras on the menu.
1. If they have a website, check it out. If there are pictures of young asian chicks that look like models, none of them work there, but they're used to draw in people looking for a happy ending.
Here's a local one for reference.
2. If the prices are listed anywhere, check them. If it's $60 for 60 minutes, it's likely not legit. If it's more than that, it's likely to be legit.
3. Check reviews online. Sometimes you'll find reviews that straight up say it's a brothel or some shit.
4. As with escorts, there are sites you can check to find out if a place offers anything beyond the usual massage. One I mentioned earlier(don't click links unless you have an ad blocker and pop up blocker),
USASexGuide, another is
Rub Ratings, which has individuals that post ads as well as the parlors.
Once you're at the place, the massage table will make things obvious. Is there a full sheet to cover you? It's a legit massage place. Is it just a small towel/sheet that only covers your ass? It will be discarded almost immediately and you will be asked about a tip at some point. What's the cost? I don't know what it's like elsewhere, but around here it's expected that you would tip $40 for a handjob, $80 for a blowjob, and $120-140 for sex.
Yes, you still get a massage. How good that massage is will vary wildly from place to place and from masseuse to masseuse. Some want you out quick, so they'll do a minimum of rubbing, flip you over and ask to finish you off, then tell you to leave when done, even if there's still thirty minutes left for the massage. Some will give you a damn good massage, ask if there's anything else they can do, then when that's done, continue the massage until your time's up. It's a bit of a gamble all around, but that's what you get for doing illegal activities, I suppose.
