August 1st 2018a

[Tiggnutz]

It's the first hump of sweaty August

[Ava]

August! Sheesh this summer flew by. I'm ready for fall. Not like we get much cooler weather until November but I still like all that comes with it.
Been waiting for tomorrow though! Going in for abdominal surgery. They are going to hopefully fix me so that it doesn't hurt when I eat!! Lost a ton of weight since last December because eating is usually painful. They think my organs are twisted around each other. Apparently even under a test that I was asleep/sedated with propofol, I reacted and had to be restrained when they hit the area where it hurts. Still scary to let someone put you to sleep and have them digging through your organs. *cringes*

[Ava]

https://screenrant.com/nightmare-elm-st ... t-englund/

Why do they get total amateurs to write articles like this?

Had a smooth last name like Fiduccia???

[Tiggnutz]

August! Sheesh this summer flew by. I'm ready for fall. Not like we get much cooler weather until November but I still like all that comes with it.
Been waiting for tomorrow though! Going in for abdominal surgery. They are going to hopefully fix me so that it doesn't hurt when I eat!! Lost a ton of weight since last December because eating is usually painful. They think my organs are twisted around each other. Apparently even under a test that I was asleep/sedated with propofol, I reacted and had to be restrained when they hit the area where it hurts. Still scary to let someone put you to sleep and have them digging through your organs. *cringes*

Good God that sounds horrible.

[Reign in Blood]

August! Sheesh this summer flew by. I'm ready for fall. Not like we get much cooler weather until November but I still like all that comes with it.
Been waiting for tomorrow though! Going in for abdominal surgery. They are going to hopefully fix me so that it doesn't hurt when I eat!! Lost a ton of weight since last December because eating is usually painful. They think my organs are twisted around each other. Apparently even under a test that I was asleep/sedated with propofol, I reacted and had to be restrained when they hit the area where it hurts. Still scary to let someone put you to sleep and have them digging through your organs. *cringes*

Yeah that's no good. Best of luck with the surgery and hopefully they get you all untwisted.

[Jmac Attack]

Good luck Ava! Thoughts and Prayers......do Jewish prayers count?

[Jmac Attack]

Fuck.....went to the grocery store to get some soda and sandwich fixins, but had to turn around because I forgot my ID!

[Jmac Attack]

Took the day off to spend with the kids and wife. I don't get to see them anymore. The youngest is now 16. They are all too old to hang out with dorky dad/stepdad.

Amber's now a freelance makeup artist and works weekends. I never see her. However, I'm proud that she took the leap, and is now in high demand and is doing amazing. She's even been scouted to do makeup for things like BuzzFeed and News organizations. But she had to quit her good paying job, to do what she loves. It was scary, but that's what ya gotta do sometimes to do what ya love for a living. Now she makes more than ever. Life is good. Just miss my kids and wife sometimes. (But not all the time lmao)

[Ava]

hopefully they get you all untwisted.

[Ava]

Fuck.....went to the grocery store to get some soda and sandwich fixins, but had to turn around because I forgot my ID!

Geez. They ID you for sammich fixins!!

Speaking of. Bought this cheese called Old Croc. It said something like the cheese that bites back. Stupid marketing! UGH. It was like stinky toes.

[Ava]

Good luck Ava! Thoughts and Prayers......do Jewish prayers count?

Of course they do LOL. Although, you my peeps now!
Dad had 2 family members on his side do a genetic test. It came back 98% Italian and 2% Jewish on both tests. I didn't even know it could come back Jewish! So I have a Jewish pinky toe. That is how I'm thinking of it. Or a nipple or an eyeball. A Jewish eyeball. It sees ALLLLLLLL!!

[Ava]

Took the day off to spend with the kids and wife. I don't get to see them anymore. The youngest is now 16. They are all too old to hang out with dorky dad/stepdad.

Amber's now a freelance makeup artist and works weekends. I never see her. However, I'm proud that she took the leap, and is now in high demand and is doing amazing. She's even been scouted to do makeup for things like BuzzFeed and News organizations. But she had to quit her good paying job, to do what she loves. It was scary, but that's what ya gotta do sometimes to do what ya love for a living. Now she makes more than ever. Life is good. Just miss my kids and wife sometimes. (But not all the time lmao)

That is so great for Amber. Makeup is fun. One of the girls from my class did that for weddings on the side and enjoyed it. I'll never forget when my sister had someone come in to do her makeup for her 2nd wedding. The first few colors on her face made her look insane and I thought holy shit she is going to look like a melted crayon box, but 30 minutes later she looked so beautiful. It's definitely a skill, though if I was to do someone's makeup they would look like Captain Spaulding.

[Foo]

Fuck.....went to the grocery store to get some soda and sandwich fixins, but had to turn around because I forgot my ID!

I know what you are referring to, but if you pay by check it mak certain purchases you may be asked to show ID. Ever buy spray paint?

[Jmac Attack]

Fuck.....went to the grocery store to get some soda and sandwich fixins, but had to turn around because I forgot my ID!

I know what you are referring to, but if you pay by check it mak certain purchases you may be asked to show ID. Ever buy spray paint?

Oh shut the fuck up, lol. It was a joke. I made fun of the 57 states too because gaffes are funny. Dubya had a million of them. All comedic gold.

Yes, I do get carded for buying alcohol at the grocery.

[Jmac Attack]

Fuck.....went to the grocery store to get some soda and sandwich fixins, but had to turn around because I forgot my ID!

Geez. They ID you for sammich fixins!!

Speaking of. Bought this cheese called Old Croc. It said something like the cheese that bites back. Stupid marketing! UGH. It was like stinky toes.

I was making fun of Trump's gaffe he made. Foo makes a great point, but Trump didn't expand on the whole ID thing. Can't make fun of anything anymore, lmao.

[Jmac Attack]

Took the day off to spend with the kids and wife. I don't get to see them anymore. The youngest is now 16. They are all too old to hang out with dorky dad/stepdad.

Amber's now a freelance makeup artist and works weekends. I never see her. However, I'm proud that she took the leap, and is now in high demand and is doing amazing. She's even been scouted to do makeup for things like BuzzFeed and News organizations. But she had to quit her good paying job, to do what she loves. It was scary, but that's what ya gotta do sometimes to do what ya love for a living. Now she makes more than ever. Life is good. Just miss my kids and wife sometimes. (But not all the time lmao)

That is so great for Amber. Makeup is fun. One of the girls from my class did that for weddings on the side and enjoyed it. I'll never forget when my sister had someone come in to do her makeup for her 2nd wedding. The first few colors on her face made her look insane and I thought holy shit she is going to look like a melted crayon box, but 30 minutes later she looked so beautiful. It's definitely a skill, though if I was to do someone's makeup they would look like Captain Spaulding.

She worked 4 hours the other day. Had to drive an hour and a half. But they paid her $400, after taxes. She's definitely my sugar momma!

I know absolutely nothing about makeup. She wants to experiment on me, and I'm like....."that's just too gay for me!". I'm such a dude haha

[Jmac Attack]

What's y'all's favorite cheese? I used to hate blue cheese, but love it now. As a kid, I loved American. Now, I can only eat American on burgers. And on eggs. I love a good sharp cheddar, but want to experience other cheeses.

[Reign in Blood]

Sharp cheddar and havarti

[Jmac Attack]

Sharp cheddar and havarti

Almost bought Havarti the other day. Gonna get some this week. You haven't failed me yet.

[Reign in Blood]

Headline reads "How Not to Let Your Phone Ruin Your Vacation"... really?